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  1. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 8:15pm EDT
    IGNORE THIS IM JUST POSTING IT HERE SO I CAN GET IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
    My story, pt. 1.
    I'm not too sure what to write here, I guess I'll just explain my 'story' bit by bit, so anybody who happens to stumble across me understands me slightly better.
    Ahoy, I'm Pippa and I'm 16 years of age. There isn't really much to me. I'm from bonnie Scotland, although it's not actually too bonnie. Then again that could be my oh so pessimistic side kicking in. I apologise in advance directly to you reading this, as I have a tendency to ramble. Anyway, so, me. I'm weird. I have a great music taste. I'm covered in piercings, which is slightly ironic as I'm starting to hold Christian beliefs. In my past, I would never even have considered slightly conforming to a religion - I used to hate everyone and everything, because of things that happened to me. As personal as it is, I decided to share my story and that I shall do.
    It mostly started during my childhood. I grew up with my autistic, then violent brother who is a mere year younger than me, my two sisters, my mother and my dad. I grew up in a household where my mother was always stressed and drunk, where my dad was always away working, he had to go to Afghanistan. I grew up with my heroin addict sister, whom I found out a few weeks ago doesn't share the same dad as me. Anyway, I had a decent childhood, it was hard but could've been way worse. At times my mother was incredibly physically and verbally abusive, but as I have matured, I've learnt to accept that and have a slight touch of empathy towards her. At the age of ten, I was rxped by an unknown man. At the age of 13, I entered into an abusive relationship, which I won't go into the details of. I wound up bloody and bruised and mentally broken.
    At ten, I started hearing voices, and hallucinating. I'd hear multiple voices, both male and female, shouting and screaming at me as though they were there in the room with me. They did, and still to this day, although not as severe, call me disgusting names, make up suicide plans, and tell me to hurt myself, and hurt other people. I also started seeing a man. I now call him the 'shadow man,' because he is well... a shadow. He's a tall, and very big man. He has no facial features, it's just a blank space. He wears a long coat and a fedora hat, and he just stands there and observes. He laughs at me and does the same things as the voices. Anyway... I didn't want to hurt other people. It wasn't in my nature. I had so much anger, guilt, fear and shame built up though that I feared one day I may just snap and give into my demon's demands. That's when the self harm started. The rxpe, along with bullying which was taking place, and my mental demons altogether created an immense pressure in my mind which I had to release in a non-violent way. It could be argued that SH is violent, but I don't/didn't see it that way as it was only aimed at myself. I picked up a pair of blunt nail scissors one day I was in the bath, and just sliced my forearm. It hurt, because they were blunt, and it took a while to make the incisions but once it was done I felt fulfilled in a way. I liked the look of the blood, I made myself bleed the way the man in the alleyway made me bleed.

  2. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 11:46am EDT
    I couldn't figure out how to fasten my seatbelt.
    Then it clicked.

  3. Steven the Barbarian * Steven the Barbarian *
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 8:07pm EST
    lol this generations music is so lame and shoe game, lol who still buys lebrons??? lame!!!

  4. *exploit* *exploit*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 4:02pm EST
    Fights can end in bloodied bodies or bloodied souls

  5. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 4:15pm EST
    So an attractive boy came up to our table
    and bought girl scout cookies
    and as he payed, he slipped his number
    in between the dollar bills to me.
    I'm telling ya
    It's the power of the cookies man

  6. xxIpaintWithWordsxx xxIpaintWithWordsxx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 10:41pm EST
    I'm such an awkward flirter like today I went up to my friend Daniel and was like, "hey handsome! What size shoe do you wear?"Him: I-Me: wait! Let me guess? Size sexy?? ;)Bad news is, I have one less friend...

  7. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2014 2:28pm EST
    I'm pretty lame
    not gonna lie

  8. Lainee_9904 Lainee_9904
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 1:05pm EST
    What does a baby computer call his father?
    -Data.

  9. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 10:52pm EST
    Q: how do you make a tissue dance?
    A: you put a boogie in it

  10. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2014 6:08pm EST
    Me after watching any Progressive commercial: That was pathetic.

  11. Brenna ;)* Brenna ;)*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 8:46pm EST
    For Once,
    Can i just feel like i am important
    Please?

  12. shoot4thestars shoot4thestars
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 11:28am EST
    What do you call a nosy pepper?
    JALAPENO BUSINESS

  13. shoot4thestars shoot4thestars
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 11:26am EST
    Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
    Fo' Drizzle

  14. forever_younglover09 forever_younglover09
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 11:02pm EST
    How to get me to be more attracted to you: be wicked mean to me, tell me to shut up and tell me that you don’t care when I spill my heart out to you. Tell me that you just realized you don’t have any feelings for me and when I ask you something, tell me you don’t care and that you never did. Tell me to leave you alone and then I will love you.

  15. LeedleLeedleLeedlexP LeedleLeedleLeedlexP
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2013 9:33pm EST
    I didn't fall from heaven just to hear your lame pickup line. -_-

  16. zoehicks_ zoehicks_
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 5:03pm EST
    I can't even remember a time when I was happy,
    A time when I wasn't bullied,
    A time when cutting wasn't constantly on my mind,
    I can't remember a time I wasn't judged.

  17. butterfly_love butterfly_love
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 1:47pm EST
    why is 6 afraid of 7?
    because 7 ate 9!

  18. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 5:54pm EST
    i get so into making my profiles

  19. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2013 4:48pm EST
    I can almost smell the flowers
    I won't recieve today.

  20. ImNotArObOt* ImNotArObOt*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 8:37am EST
    Reasons why you should date me;
    -Nobody would want to steal me away from you
    -Im funny. Sometimes
    Thats all i could think of.. ;-;

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