Best Lame Quotes This Month

kristabff
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Are you a zombie?
Because you're dead to me.

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:47pm UTC

I’m using Internet Explorer,
I hope this posts quickly.
happy new year 2011

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Police: I'm happy to say that you're off the hook! You don't need the house arrest anymore, you are FREE TO SOCIALIZE OUTSIDE!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
July 28, 2013 6:24pm UTC

If on the first day of school a kid says
"present" instead of "here"
during attendance you know they're gonna be an annoying little sh.t bag.

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:09pm UTC

Me: You're insecure, dunno what for, you're turning heads when you through tha dorr orr orrrrr
Me: Don't need makeup, to cover up, given tha way that you are is enoughhh
Cat: I already know i'm perfection b/tch stfu and gtfo

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
August 2, 2013 12:00pm UTC

What if I bought a cactus and carried it
around
and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus

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kristabff
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 5:15pm UTC

It's Halloween time again.
I guess you could say that's deja boo.

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 8:33pm UTC

Cool lesson teacher,
teach it again.

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sapphireflames*
posted a quote
October 4, 2013 8:06pm UTC

✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
I really wanted a camouflage shirt,
but I couldn't find one.
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cookiedoughformats

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
October 4, 2013 8:07am UTC

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jewish.
Jewish who?
Don't Jewish that Hi.tler was hot like me

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kristabff
posted a quote
November 13, 2013 7:29pm UTC

Today in science
we got a worksheet and the title of it was "The Bare Essentials of Polarity" and it was about atoms and stuff but it was put into a comic with polar bears and so I crossed out "Bare" and put "Bear" and I showed my science teacher and he did not laugh at all

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 10:34pm UTC

me: *wakes up with one sock*
me: whoa crazy night last night

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Cool Kid Had fun at that party last night!!! Lol talk about CRAZY
2 hours ago · comment · like
24 people like this
Jock Lol looks like I need my car fixed again 2 hours ago · 3 people like this
Skater U gotta throw another party man! WOOOOOO 2 hours ago · 8 people like this
B/tch Best party everrrrrrrrr :D 1 hour ago · 2 people like this
Best Friend Lol remember what happened after 3 am? 1 hour ago · · 4 people like this
Cool Kid's Parents You better keep your grades up or else your parties must end by 12 1 hour ago · 1 people like this
Music Kid Dude we totally TRASHED your lawn 1 hour ago · 7 people like this
Me So uh....when was this party? 1 hour ago

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
August 5, 2013 2:27pm UTC

*Puts a tiny sweater on a rabbit*
I am a hare dresser

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 4:48pm UTC

I can almost smell the flowers
I won't recieve today.

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kristabff
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Boy: *makes funny comment to girl*
Girl: Oh haha stop it! *flirtasiously flips hair, hits boys shoulder and laughs casually*
Boy: (; (;
Boy: *makes funny comment to me*
Me: Oh well um.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Boy: ........ bye

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spence*
posted a quote
November 17, 2013 12:07pm UTC

there’s a me in lame for a reason

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bye*
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 5:27pm UTC

i just dropped my iphone in the bathtub
now its syncing

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bye*
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 2:11pm UTC

what do clouds wear under their shorts??
thUNDERwear

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 4:15pm UTC

So an attractive boy came up to our table
and bought girl scout cookies
and as he payed, he slipped his number
in between the dollar bills to me.
I'm telling ya
It's the power of the cookies man

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