Best Iphone Quotes This Week

*blushes*
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June 30, 2014 3:05pm UTC

▂ ▃ ▅ ▇ █ AT&T 4:00am ▇▇▇▇ ((●
Him
Edit
Messages
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What kinda detergent do
you use
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I don't mean that in a
weird way
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Like I'm not gonna go to the supermarket and inhale the scent of the detergent you use and think about you
◄
Text Message
Send
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▂ ● ●

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YouStoleMyCookie
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 4:26pm UTC

Today's Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone

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ImtheOnee
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 7:43pm UTC

(talking with Siri)
Me: Taylor Swift is a bad singer. Do you agree?
Siri: I have no comment . I don't want a song written about me.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:59pm UTC

I'm not saying not to trust the Internet...
I'm just saying there's a major discrepancy between
the number of iPads I've won,
and the number of iPads I own...

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gcontento
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 10:04pm UTC

i sneeze in class:
*nothing*
someone else sneezes in class:
student: bless you
teacher: bless you
janitor: bless you
principal: bless you
intercom: bless you
class pet: bless you
chuck norris: bless you
wittyprofiles.com/author/gcontento

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 10:41pm UTC

App: hey instagram, you okay?
Instagram: yeah, I'm vine.
App: What?
Instagram: I said I'm fine.

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Rajsonkar
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February 19, 2013 5:41am UTC

Whenever you delete an app on iphone, the shaking icon makes you feel like they're panicking over who's gonna go first
rajsonkar format

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 8:55am UTC

Does anyone know any good apps??

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 10:17pm UTC

Me: *makes perfect vine*
Me: Yes. FINALLY.
iPhone: F*ck you.
iPhone: *dies*

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 1:07pm UTC

Which one is your favourite ?
A) iphone
B) android
C) blackberry
D) windows

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永久*

posted a quote
August 6, 2013 4:44am UTC

Those people who think they have the money to buy 10 iPhones and still think they are not bragging, should actually go buy a life.

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Ash_leigh*
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 1:01pm UTC

The year is 2070. iPhone 850 is released.
the screen touches you

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 9:40am UTC

Dear iPhone,
l have typed "hahaha" like a million times, yet you
continually give me "hagaha", "bahaha", "gagaha"
...l hate you

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c i y a*
posted a quote
August 21, 2013 3:31pm UTC

I love how when you delete an
app on a Iphone,all the other
apps get scared and start
shaking.

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xxcorinne95xx
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 10:21pm UTC

I just dropped my iPhone in the bath
Now its syncing

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Me: sh.t I turned off the lights without grabbing my phone
Me: no problem I'll just use the light from my phone to-
Me: dammit

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 8:09pm UTC

it's gotten to the point where
where we don't even send texts to each other.
we just send emojis

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skittlehead
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I love how when you
delete an app on the iPhone,
all the other apps get scared and start
shaking.

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supercalifredge
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 1:04pm UTC

Would anyone with a mobile device mind helping me for a moment?
request, help, please help
(c)supercalifredge

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 2:12pm UTC

Why do they keep making
iPhones if they are all the same thing?

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