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YouStoleMyCookie

Status: I have to start getting attractive soon

Member Since: 28 Apr 2013 12:13pm

Last Seen: 28 Sep 2013 03:13pm

Birthday: May 18

Location: You're kitchen OMG COOKIES!

Gender: F

user id: 358707

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Alice | 15 | Oxforshire
Bad decisions make good stories.
Current emotion : I NEED MONEY
Want to know a secret?
You are beautiful.
Black, white, gay, straight, bisexual. Whether you’re smart or quiet. Out there someone cherishes your smile and gets butterflies when you walk into a room.
Someone out there can't stop thinking about you. You are beautiful. Don’t ever believe you’re not.

1. YouStoleMyCookie
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2013 11:13am UTC
   I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity.
   bIt's not like you're a giant turtle or anything
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points
2. YouStoleMyCookie
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2013 10:50am UTC
   Mumbling along to a song you dont really know…
   but that 15 second part you do know is coming and you're gonna own that sh*t.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 52 points
3. YouStoleMyCookie
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2013 4:26pm UTC
   Today's Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 58 points
4. YouStoleMyCookie
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2013 4:24pm UTC
   If Adele can make a
   In England career complaining about her life, then so can I.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
5. YouStoleMyCookie
   posted a quote
   May 29, 2013 4:22pm UTC
   Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, favorite ring, a pet he adores,
   and an obsession with a famous teenage guy.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
6. YouStoleMyCookie
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2013 8:11pm UTC
   Since when did bathrooms become photo booths?
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
7. YouStoleMyCookie
   posted a quote
   May 4, 2013 6:13pm UTC
   Awee, look! my middle finger likes
   you!
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
8. YouStoleMyCookie
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2013 2:14pm UTC
   Person: I woke up at 6am
   Me: My bedtime is 6am
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
9. YouStoleMyCookie
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2013 1:59pm UTC
   You inspire my inner serial killer.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
10. YouStoleMyCookie
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
11. YouStoleMyCookie
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 1:20pm UTC
    Me in class: I acutally get this
    Me doing homework: What the fu*k
    Me taking a quiz: What the fu*k
    Me taking the test: What the fu*k
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 57 points

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