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CharliesTheName
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September 24, 2013 6:14pm UTC

That one kid who hands in their test first
and then a parade of students go and do it after them

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CharliesTheName
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September 24, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Random Charlie Fact 2:
I talk to myself because I hate talking to other people

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伤*
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September 28, 2013 12:50pm UTC

ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william

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伤*
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September 28, 2013 12:57pm UTC

Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has past in the real world

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Laura :)*
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September 5, 2013 6:56pm UTC

My teacher always talks
to his imaginary friend
called "class"

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CharliesTheName
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September 26, 2013 7:49pm UTC

Come to the Dork Side
We have pi

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CharliesTheName
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September 27, 2013 7:39pm UTC

*when I was 7*
Me: *reads tombstone*
Me: Why does it say RIP John?
Me: Why would they rip him?
Me: He's dead, he's in enough pain already.

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CharliesTheName
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September 27, 2013 8:28pm UTC

Random Charlie Fact 3:
I become attracted to people with really fücked up lives.
And in this case usually people in their 20's and 30's
because they have more to be fücked up about.
Once I had a math teacher that I ended up having a huge crush on because
1) he was good at math so duh I'd find him sexy
2) he told us stories about how his alcoholic father destroyed his youth
3) he told us about how he got bullied in high school for being a dork
4) he told us about how his divorced parents altered his maturity
So I guess I'm just a fücked up person
looking for people just as fücked up as me

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CharliesTheName
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May 29, 2013 7:07pm UTC

My crush and I were chatting on Oovoo and he sent me a heart.
So I'm going to need a wedding planner by tomorrow if possible?

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CharliesTheName
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May 29, 2013 9:29pm UTC

I wonder if anyone actually gets excited when I favorite their quotes...

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sammy*
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May 30, 2013 3:55pm UTC

& just when,
I think i'm over you........
You text me.

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CharliesTheName
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May 30, 2013 5:11pm UTC

The Office
Jim: Is there a birthday that you remember that you loved?
Dwight: There's one.
Dwight: It was dark, warm, wet.
Dwight: A sudden burst of light.
Dwight: An intense pressure like I've never felt before.
Dwight: Father dressed in white pulls me forward.
Dwight: Mother bites the cord.
Dwight: *pretends to bite a cord*
Jim:
Dwight:
Jim:
Dwight:
Jim: Forever stop that story.
Jim: That's disgusting.
Jim: That doesn't count.

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CharliesTheName
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May 30, 2013 5:30pm UTC

I hate when people spell potato wrong.
IT'S NOT F*CKING POTATOE.
I DON'T HERE AN EEEEE AT THE END. GOD.
tiny rant over.

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YouStoleMyCookie
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 10:50am UTC

Mumbling along to a song you dont really know…
but that 15 second part you do know is coming and you're gonna own that sh*t.

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YouStoleMyCookie
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May 31, 2013 11:13am UTC

I love how the Ninja Turtles wear masks to hide their identity.
bIt's not like you're a giant turtle or anything

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Steve
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May 31, 2013 11:44am UTC

“You follow the rules of war for you — not your enemy.
You fight by rules to keep your humanity.”
— Lt. Gustav Roedel

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dolph*
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May 30, 2013 1:55pm UTC

Mum: wake up
Me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*

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happiest*
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May 29, 2013 2:40pm UTC

Normal people : I like everyone unless you give me a reason not to
Me : I hate everyone unless you give me a reason not to.

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happiest*
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May 29, 2013 2:47pm UTC

You may have a hot body
but i have a hot bucked of fried chicken , so who's the real winner here?

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happiest*
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May 29, 2013 3:02pm UTC

No matter how fast you run
the serial killer always walks faster.

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