Best Iphone Quotes This Month

MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Me: Taylor Swift is a bad singer. Do you agree?
Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.

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freelance
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 1:00pm UTC

||||| 11:11 PM ▶
The only dates
I get are
updates.
format by freelance

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 3:26pm UTC

I hate when people put irrelevant tags in their quotes

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:10pm UTC

So my friend has had the same phone for four years now.
He wants a new phone but his parents won't let him get one until his current one breaks.
So during english yesterday he literally took his phone and snapped it in half.
Today he came to school with the iPhone 5.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 12, 2013 12:12pm UTC

i’m the nokia phone in a room full of iphones

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quotesfromthecore
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 1:25pm UTC

I told Siri I wanted to kill myself;
and she gave me the national
suicide hotline number.
Shoutout to Siri for always caring. ♥

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 3:49pm UTC

I'm like an iPhone. I just lose energy
without doing anything.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Kanye West is the Kanye Best.
Better than the Kanye Rest.
This is no Kanye Jest.
We are all Kanye Blessed.
I'm screaming at my phone but you still aren't stopping.
Why is this even happening?
You cannot stop my Kanye Quest.
Follow me. :)

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Do NOT touch my iPhone.
It's not an usPhone.
It's not a wePhone.
It's not an ourPhone,
It's an iPhone.

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happiest*
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 3:31pm UTC

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me recover

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gab*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 11:03pm UTC

why are iphone chargers only like 2 ft long come on apple we have places to be and people to see nobody has time for your USB cables shorter than a newborn baby snake

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:34pm UTC

*Unplugs 100% charged iphone*
*Slides to unlock*
Battery 43%

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emilygm*
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:21pm UTC

Annoying girl on FB: We liv in da era of smart fonez and stupid ppl.
23 minutes ago from Iphone· comment · 4 likes
Me
Ha, I found one of each.
19 minutes ago • like • 27 likes
NOT MY FORMAT

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EveryScarHasItsStory
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 9:08pm UTC

iSleepy
there's a nap for that

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 27, 2013 6:48pm UTC

Me: "How do I pass my final for math?"
Siri: Based on your text message history, your best chance is cheating.
Now that's a Smartphone.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 1, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Funny replies to "Anything you say can and will be held against you"
1) "Ryan Gosling"
2) "Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli"
3) "A truckload of mini M&M's"
4) "Look, if you wanted a date, all you had to do was ask."
5) "An iPhone 5"

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 12:46am UTC

No, autocorrect, I don't live this song
I love this song
I love it
L
O
V
E
I love it.
I don't live it.

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bye*
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 5:27pm UTC

i just dropped my iphone in the bathtub
now its syncing

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heyitscooper
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 2:55pm UTC

The next iPhone needs to replace Siri with the voice of Morgan Freeman.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Dear Apple,
Get your shït together
Sincerely,
My fücking iPhone is so hot that it may as well burst into flames and the apple "geniuses" didn't do shït and then told me to restart it when I get home but now I'm home and it won't let me get past setting up my internet so fück you and fück this I'm getting an android

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