Best Interview Quotes This Month

Fαy Στylες*
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February 3, 2014 9:10am UTC

Tyler Oakley
has the life every teenage girl dreams of.

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SwaggerGirl6
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January 26, 2013 11:50am UTC

Interviewer: How did you learn to act so well?
Jennifer: I was a big liar when I was a child.

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brillt27
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 1:22pm UTC

interviewer: do you have any weaknesses?
me: bullets
interviewer: no, i mean-
me: knives
interviewer: i don't think y-
me: probably evil dragons
interviewer:
me:
interviewer:
me: focusing.

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永久*
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April 25, 2013 7:41am UTC

Today I was in an interview, and when I was waiting outside for my turn, my heart was racing so fast, I felt it must've stopped beating already. And when it was my turn, I almost passed out of fear.
You can see how low my self-esteem is.
TrueStory:/

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hopetrustbelieve01
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 8:29pm UTC

5 Seconds of Summer interview:
Question: "How do you make a girl notice you?"
Luke: "Oh, you know. Throw a ball at them."

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brookeleigh626
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August 10, 2013 12:35am UTC

Apparently when you're in a job interview and the interviewer asks you to choose one word that best describes yourself, the correct answer is not "Fergalicious."

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phee*
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April 4, 2013 6:22am UTC

ATTENTION UNTOLDLOVE FOLLOWERS
Hey there, it's me, Phoebe, and I want all you beautiful
followers to know me a little better..so it's time for
honesty hour. Ask me anything you want :3

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coolsuperstarz
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 2:02pm UTC

"If my style was a song, it will probably be
the theme song to bananas in pyjamas."
~Hailey Williams E>

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xPerfectlyxImperfectx
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January 26, 2013 1:06pm UTC

*Ed Sheeran in an interview*
Interviewer: Where would One Direction be without Liam Payne?
Ed: Prison

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BeckyBeccaful
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 7:41am UTC

Bryan Stars: What's your best pick-up line?
Andy Biersack: I have a p/enis.
Why did I find this so funny? x')

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AngelwithaSecret*
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June 9, 2013 12:59am UTC

*in an interview*
Interviewer: So Justin, tell us what do you do in your new house...
Justin Bieber: I run naked around the house eating cereal.
......Seems that me and JB have a lot in common......
mq

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crazyshaelie
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 8:12pm UTC

Job Interview
Interviewer: and what do you believe is your greatest weakness?
Me: I'm really honest.
Interviewer: I don't think honesty is a weakness, Shae
Me: I don't give a f uck what you think.

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EmmaKitty
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 7:37pm UTC

"So how did you three meet?" Bryan Stars asks our band.
"A long time ago..." Kanisha starts.
"In a galaxy far, far away..." Jamie continues.
"Basically, we met in a mental hospital." I finish simply.

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mtndewhm*
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September 3, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Interviewer: Name something you've never ever done before but you're thinking about it so you kind of want to do it.
Austin Carlile: Sexual intercourse with Alan Ashby

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Overcast-Kid*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 10:47pm UTC

Craig Ferguson: You don't have any childeren yet, do you?
Daniel Radcliffe: No, not yet?
Craig Ferguson: You plan on having how many?
Daniel Radcliffe: I would like a small army of childeren.

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Anujsomany
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December 6, 2015 12:52am UTC

"When a company has a diversified business interests, it is branded as a MULTIFACETED organisation;
but if a professional has an experience in different products and/or fields, then he is subjected to a lot of baseless questioning and why people not consider him a MULTITALENTED person."
~Anuj Somany

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AwkwardPenguin*
posted a quote
January 21, 2014 3:42pm UTC

oh god.
had my work experience interview today.
IT WENT HORRIBLE, OMG.
I HATED IT.
I'll forever cringe at the thought of it

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Anujsomany
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December 24, 2017 10:10am UTC

"Sales & marketing skill of a person is not judged by his mental aptitude to do fast the profit & loss numerical calculation, but by his soulful attitude to make heart-to-heart, emotional connection with the clients & customers."
~Anuj Somany

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luz
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October 8, 2014 3:53pm UTC

i had an interview today in which I had to stay behind an hour at school for and do you know when you getthat feeling as soon as you walk into the room that it's a waste of your time, yeah me too. I did awful and i'm so annoyed.

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Anujsomany
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February 6, 2015 9:23pm UTC

“If the selection process is right and its members GOOD, then there could be no reason why the collection of the teammates be not BETTER and bright who would work in the BEST interest of the organization, either individually or jointly, to bring sustainability in achieving newer growth height.”
~Anuj Somany

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