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Don't look know, but there's a comments tab. Don't be afraid to use it.

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mwahh

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posted a quote
January 26, 2013 1:06pm UTC

*Ed Sheeran in an interview*
Interviewer: Where would One Direction be without Liam Payne?
Ed: Prison

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January 19, 2013 10:35pm UTC

Crying over a guy?
Nahh, pick your head up, princess. Your tiara is falling.

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January 19, 2013 10:27pm UTC

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January 1, 2013 10:47pm UTC

After 20 years
Daughter: Mom, I found your collection of One Direction stuff.
Me: Very good, honey. Now, hide them before your dad sees them.
Daughter: Why? Does he hate them? I mean, they're really good and the blonde one is hot.
Niall: Wut.
Me: ...
Niall: ...
Me: ...
Daughter: ...
Daughter: I think I just called my Dad hot.

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December 25, 2012 10:59pm UTC

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December 25, 2012 10:55pm UTC

"cool jeans," i tell a cute boy
little did he know that I'm actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

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December 14, 2012 4:42pm UTC

me: omg i love this song turn it up!
one direction:
me:
one direction:
me:
one direction: how long have you been in the back of our van.

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posted a quote
November 27, 2012 5:08pm UTC

A girl can paint a love story
but this story has a twist
her paintbrush is a razor
and the canvas is her wrist.

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November 22, 2012 10:24am UTC

Whats the craziest rumor you've heard about your self in the past year?
Harry: I ' v e b e e n d e a d.
Zayn: W e ' v e a l l b e e n d e a d.
Niall: I w a s a n a l c o h o l i c.
Harry: I g o t p u n c h e d b y a n o l d w o m a n.
Louis: I w a s a t t a c k e d b y a s h a r k o n c e.
Niall: I w a s a t t a c k e d b y a s q u i r r e l.

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November 21, 2012 10:49pm UTC

Niall Horan spelled backwards is
Naroh Llain
and that means perfection according to a language
I just made up

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November 21, 2012 10:45pm UTC

Can you imagine Harry Styles pushing you up aganist his car door at night in the parking lot and whispering into your ear, "Don't worry babe, no one will see us."
He proceeds to mug you and run away with your money.

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November 18, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Interviewer: Your next single is 'kiss you.' Who's on your New Year's kiss list?
Liam: You throw me somebody out.
Louis: I think you should...snog...
Louis: Your...next door neighbor.
Liam: He's a small, Chinese man.
Louis: There you have it.

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November 14, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Interviewer: Who will be the first person to get married in One Direction?
Louis: Ummm I think it would be, I don't know who it would be but I'd love it to be Niall.
Louis: Imagine we go away. We have like a year apart doing whatever. We're all doing different things. We come back and Niall just got married.
Louis: You know when Niall sometimes says things that he doesnt really mean, it just comes out of him...
Louis: You can just imagine him doing that with like 'Will you marry me?' Oh sh/t, f/ck, I didn't mean to ask you that.

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November 14, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Harry Styles is no longer a person.
Harry Styles is an emotion.
I am feeling Harry Styles.

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October 25, 2012 11:39pm UTC

So. Today in Biology..
my teacher was talking about cells and their growth, which later turned into a cancer topic. I could tell my lab partner was starting to get sad, so I hugged her and went on. But within a few seconds she started bawling. A guy in my class said, "Calm the f/ck down. Its just a god d/mn diease." My friend then started crying and left the room because she was so uncontrollable. Her mom died of cancer 2 months ago.

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October 25, 2012 11:23pm UTC

Reltable Post:
There is always that one kid in gym class that thinks it's the olympics. Bro. Calm. The. F/ck. Down.
nmq/nmf

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October 11, 2012 11:32pm UTC

dude....I think Brooke cheated on me?
pigs are pink, the sky is blue, and the grass is green, and Megan Fox is sexy..
what are you doing?
Oh I thought we were both stating the obvious...
should I continue this series?

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October 11, 2012 10:47pm UTC

So today in math class we had a sub teacher, which was a young football coach, and the whole hour & a half..we all huddled in the very corner of the room taking turns playing slender. We spent the whole time screaming.
Best. Math. Class. Ever

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October 2, 2012 10:46pm UTC

Anti-Joke:
You know whats worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.
Nothing aganist the Holocaust, not trying to make fun of it either. The holocaust is a serious matter.

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October 1, 2012 6:23pm UTC

I have an idea..
so instead of everyone hating on 13 year olds..lets all just hate on 8 year olds. BOOM. Problem solved. Everyone = happy.

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