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  1. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    i'm in one of those
    well-today-is-a-Sunday-I'm-not-going-to-change-out-my-pajamas-i'll-do-my-homework-later-on-tonight-because-witty-is-more-important
    Type of moods

  2. supercalifredge supercalifredge
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    How many Hi's are there?
    Hi.
    Hi.
    Hi.
    Hi.
    Hi there.
    Hi.
    Hi.
    Hi.

  3. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 2:30pm UTC
    cute guy: hi
    me: who paid you

  4. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2014 3:30pm UTC
    The only thing standing
    between you and your
    goal is the bullsh/t story
    you keep telling yourself
    as to why you
    can't achieve it.

  5. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    The sign of intelligence is
    that you are constantly
    wondering. Idiots are always
    dead sure about every damn
    thing they are doing in their life.

  6. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    so today is self harm awarness day!
    i wanted to make a quote to you guys letting you all know how proud i am of ya'll! your story is just the begining. i beileve in you, and im always here for you! Keep Fighting and stay strong!

  7. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    Me: *sucks your soul out through a bendy straw*

  8. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    i wish i could tell you exactly how much you mean to me.
    Format by Breeze

  9. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    Life does get better
    I promise

  10. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 2:27pm UTC
    As soon as Steve follows you,
    hell that notification becomes a war trophy.

  11. AshleyRoseXoXoXo AshleyRoseXoXoXo
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    I just noticed I've been on witty for longer than a year.
    Woah.

  12. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    I don't need to control my anger.
    Everyone arounds me needs to control their habit of pi.s.sing me off.

  13. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    Mortals do nothing
    but consume & destroy

  14. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    An arrow can only be shot by pulling
    it backward. When life is dragging
    you back with difficulties, it means it's
    going to launch you into something
    great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

  15. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    Teacher Logic:
    You can have 2 hours to do this homework, but I'm going to take 2 years to mark it.

  16. Hyouka* Hyouka*
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    Someone should say hi to me.
    I'm a lonely soul on here.
    Anymore lonely souls on here as well? ;-;

  17. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 5:21pm UTC
    Regular person with a social life: I wonder what would have happened if I said hi to him today... maybe something amazing would have happened!
    Me: I wonder what would have happened if I posted that quote maybe 20 minutes later... maybe I would have gotton more favorites!

  18. XTheBestDayX XTheBestDayX
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    We're not broken,
    just bent,
    & WE CAN LEARN TO LOVE AGAIN♥

  19. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 10:53am UTC
    i only look good in certain lighting
    (complete darkness)

  20. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    Him: You don't have much of a fliter, do you?
    Me: Nope.

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