Me: ~posts a quote when it's inactive~ Everyone on Witty: ~suddenly logs in and posts 563 quotes a second after me so my quote gets pushed to page 103 on the Newest page~
josephxX posted a quote
September 19, 2013 2:42pm UTC
I'd love to be one of those people that can draw really well, write perfect poems or stories effortlessly, do sport without dying after the warm up, look good without trying, speak to people not awkwardly, and just be able to tell him I like him.
brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semi- permanent decision once you brush your teeth that's it you can't eat for the rest of the night and I just don't know if I'm ready for that commitment yet
Hi! I'm Dan! I'm new here... hi! :3 ~ I just realised that I need to choose a category and there isn't a "Hello there" category... so I figure if I tell a joke I can put it under funny, right? Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream :D ...comic genius