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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    'unfollowers'
    Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like "screw all of you".
    Coincidence? I think not.


  2. posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC
    let us have a moment of silence
    for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:19pm UTC
    I love how on Witty we all have lots of sass
    but in real life, we can't even say hi without messing up.

  4. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    MY PARENTS NEED TO UNDERSTAND
    that comparing me to others
    ONLY MAKES ME FEEL WORTHLESS

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    Kudos to WittyProfiles.com,
    the only website I know that tells you if it's your username or your password that's incorrect.

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    Me: ~posts a quote when it's inactive~
    Everyone on Witty: ~suddenly logs in and posts 563 quotes a second after me so my quote gets pushed to page 103 on the Newest page~

  7. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    I'm bringing s.e.x.y back
    to the store it's not "in" anymore i'm exchanging it for swag i think idk i'll see when i get there

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    knowing that someone actually cares about me
    IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD

  9. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married
    Feyoncé
    you waited your whole life for this didn’t you

  10. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 2:42pm UTC
    I'd love to be one of those people that can
    draw really well,
    write perfect poems or stories effortlessly,
    do sport without dying after the warm up,
    look good without trying,
    speak to people not awkwardly,
    and just be able to tell him I like him.

  11. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 2:15pm UTC
    NEVER
    use someone's
    insecurities
    against them

  12. ElleRain10 ElleRain10
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 1:24pm UTC
    Yes, Facebook.
    I do know them.
    Do I want to be their friend?
    No.
    ~sandrasaurus format~

  13. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semi- permanent decision once you brush your teeth that's it you can't eat for the rest of the night and I just don't know if I'm ready for that commitment yet

  14. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    i'm slowly breaking.

  15. KaitlinJ96 KaitlinJ96
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    Waving "hi" to security cameras!
    :-)

  16. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    temporarily getting your phone taken away from your
    possession and not being able to text anyone about it..

  17. Dannn Dannn
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    Hi! I'm Dan! I'm new here... hi! :3
    ~
    I just realised that I need to choose a category and there isn't a "Hello there" category... so I figure if I tell a joke I can put it under funny, right?
    Where do you drown a hipster?
    In the mainstream :D
    ...comic genius

  18. alyson545 alyson545
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    We buy things
    we don’t need
    with money
    we don't have
    to impress people
    we don't like.
    nmq

  19. softballxwin27 softballxwin27
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 11:38am UTC
    I'm so thankful for Facebook.
    Without it, I would need to call up 653 friends every morning to tell them I just ate breakfast.

  20. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    And I wonder how many of you know that
    Hogwarts' motto is
    "Never tickle a sleeping dragon."
    Wise words Dumbledore, wise words.

:)

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