Best Hahaha Quotes This Month

sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 5:56pm UTC

Prank idea:
Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio.
Harass the weatherman.
Nobody at home will know why he's freaking out.

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FluffyScamp
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Today, I received my first detention.
A guy had the nerve to "compliment" me,
on my chest.
And well, I may or may not have hit him,
while yelling some very colorful words.
Waddup detention. Waddup.

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bye*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 5:50pm UTC

when i was in elementary school this f/cking b/tch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother f/cking jungle gym

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capsized*
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February 24, 2013 10:12am UTC

When you feel like no one cares about you, remember that at least you aren't one of the members of Maroon 5 who aren't Adam Levine

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bye*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 11:04am UTC

omegle Talk to strangers!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what are you wearing
You: clothes
Stranger: no
Stranger: do it sexy
You: *whispers in sexy voice* clothes.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Marian*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 10:37pm UTC

Dear extra fat in my body, you have two options:
make your way to my boobs or gtfo.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 6:03pm UTC

*Breaks down your front door*
I just shaved my legs, feel them.

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happygirl22
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 6:23pm UTC

How to become Witty Famous:
Be a guy

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
November 25, 2013 4:05pm UTC

Didn't have internet on my phone for the past few hours. I graduated, got married, lost some weight, read 15 books & showered.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 2:59pm UTC

Waitress: Enjoy your meal.
Me: You too.
Me: I can never come back here.

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happiest*
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 2:40pm UTC

So today in class we had to give advices to each other
Teacher: What's you're advice?
Student 1: We should help others in difficult situations
Student 2: We should never cheat
Student 3: We should do homework everyday
Student 4: We should love our parents
Student 5: We should be careful with animals
Me:
Me:
Me: Um.... Yeahh
Me:before you use the bathroom in someone's house make sure you check they have toilet paper!!"

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Livelovemusic11
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April 18, 2013 9:37pm UTC

Spongebob: None wants a friend as ugly as me.
Patrick: Sure they do, it makes them feel better about the way they look.

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mads*
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September 23, 2013 7:01pm UTC

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said
"do it in the butt" and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

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