Best Hahaha Quotes This Month

macccy_xo
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 5:22pm UTC

me: hi may I get a caramel frappuccino
starbucks: sure. may I get your name please
me: esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 6:52pm UTC

Pretty friend: Omg I just got 100 likes on my profile picture!
Friend with a boyfriend: Omg I just went on the cutest date!
Athletic friend: Omg I just got asked to join the national team!
Popular friend: Omg today I got invited to like ten parties!
Me: Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.
Yup, I'm the coolest! .-.

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bunnylover43
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 6:00pm UTC

I say "omg" too much omg
omg look I did it again omg

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appleloop*
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 7:42pm UTC

When my friend doesn't come to school:10% - I hope they're okay.90% - THAT BÏTCH, HOW DARE THEY LEAVE ME ALONE!!

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mads*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 6:56pm UTC

we were in the car and my dad was all like "if all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you"
and I was like "yeah cause there'd be a huge pile of bodies to land on"
and he started choking and almost swerved off the road

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LoveYourLifeee
posted a quote
October 21, 2013 4:01pm UTC

A D M I T I T .
Y o u s h o u l d b e d o ii n g y o u r h o m e w o r k r i g h t n o w .

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 6:48pm UTC

People
O rder
Our
Patties

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Mischief_Managed_
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 4:58pm UTC

*Lovingly strokes your selfie with my cursor*

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
February 7, 2014 6:40pm UTC

so my brother just saw me crying from period pains but he didn't know why and he tried to comfort me by saying 'i get those pains every day' and i just

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Marian*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 9:43pm UTC

having a crush is so painful and awkward and horrible
but not having a crush is just boring.

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 11:51pm UTC

Apparently it costs $241,000 to raise a kid.
Lol do you know how many concert tickets that is.

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Jamie_x_Lynn
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 2:15pm UTC

Guys,
My ex boyfriend sent me a picture of himself last night.
His sister put him in a dress.
The caption said,
"This is what happens when I don't have a girlfriend."

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absent *
posted a quote
August 22, 2013 12:32pm UTC

Giving yourself a pep talk and mentally preparing yourself to get out of bed and go to the toilet in the middle of the night.

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zer0*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 7:35am UTC

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ~ have a good day
because you deserve it!
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ~ and if someone tries to
ruin your mood
(ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ~ burn them.

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LoveYourLifeee
posted a quote
October 18, 2013 5:13pm UTC

That Awkward Moment When...
Everyone Around You Is In A Relationship
And You're Just There Like: That's A Nice Tree.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
May 2, 2014 7:36am UTC

Reasons not to go outside:
- ruffians
- thugs
- poison ivy
- quicksand
- cannibals
- snakes
- the plague
- large bugs
- MEN WITH POINTY TEETH
- I'll say no more
- I'll just upset you.

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