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  1. emmster emmster
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2016 1:25pm UTC
    Idk man being mentally ill is just exhausting and I'm constantly afraid that everyone around me hates me. Kinda sick of it. Wish I'd stop over analyzing everything.

  2. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2016 3:44am UTC
    I made myself too stressed about my favourite hobby and now I'm loafing around because I want!! to!! write!! but also... don't.

  3. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2015 1:29pm UTC
    I WISH THAT I WAS AS INVISIBLE AS YOU,
    make me feel...

  4. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2015 5:41pm UTC
    This is not Rap.
    This is not Hip Hop.
    Just another attempt to make the voices STOP...

  5. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2015 1:13am UTC

    We found
    W O N D E R L A N D
    you and
    I got
    lost in it

  6. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2015 2:05am UTC
    my confidnece may be at an all time low but i can still catch m&ms in my mouth first try, so it's ok, i'm cool.

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2014 5:48pm UTC
    Dad: I still got the moves
    Dad: *trips down the stairs*

  8. Livelovemusic11 Livelovemusic11
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2014 8:29pm UTC
    *Gets hit by car*
    Good.

  9. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 8:54pm UTC
    Yo mamma so fat she tripped over walmart tumbled over kmart and landed on target

  10. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2014 5:02am UTC
    I'll say,
    "I'm Sorry,"
    but I
    don't feel
    sorry for
    you.
    -We are the in crowd
    "Carry Me Home"|Guaranteed to Disagree

  11. illgiveyouablackeye* illgiveyouablackeye*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2014 1:29pm UTC
    I dont know about you guys, but I have this thing where
    I always wonder what it must look like for people to watch a show originally created in English but switched over to their language.
    Like Frozen.
    It's in english and you can actually see the characters mimic the words with their mouths.
    Now if it was in Spanish then wouldn't it look kinda weird?
    Thats always the first thing that pops up in my head when I see one.

  12. deadprincess31 deadprincess31
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2014 11:35pm UTC
    PLAYGROUND RULES: No one likes a tattletale                                                                                             Remarkably similar yes?PRISON-YARD RULES: Snitches get stitches 

  13. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2014 4:15am UTC
    so today my siblings and I were deciding what pizza we wanted, and my sister goes "let's have a deep dish pizza" and my dad, who works at dominos goes, "are you sure? it's not that great."

  14. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2014 5:55am UTC
    On a scale of Asking Alexandria to Mayday Parade;
    How attached do you get to the
    people you sleep with?
    Cookiedoughformats

  15. Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє* Aяιαηηα Mα∂∂αℓєηα Cяιηαмσятє*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 5:46am UTC
    Me: *looks at Percy Jackson memes*
    Me: *laugh*
    Person: What are you laughing about?
    Person: *looks over my shoulder*
    Me: Go away. I want to fangirl.
    Me: Alone. *glares*

  16. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2014 2:26am UTC
    I really don't agree with this whole 'dating online' thing. I mean, what if you don't like the way he eats? What if you don't like how he picks his nose? AND EATS IT? What. All men do it.

  17. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2014 12:06pm UTC
    Ew Half Yous Think Tha These Girls Are Buff
    And Half Of Em' Get Their Pictures Of Tumblr :D
    #Gasssedddd.

  18. Jay* Jay*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2014 11:21am UTC
    My alarm and my ringtones and notifications is this song when you hear the sound of thunder don't get too scared just grab your thunder buddies and say these magic words fuckk you thunder you can suck my dickk you can't get me thunder because you're only gods farts

  19. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2014 7:36am UTC
    Reasons not to go outside:
    - ruffians
    - thugs
    - poison ivy
    - quicksand
    - cannibals
    - snakes
    - the plague
    - large bugs
    - MEN WITH POINTY TEETH
    - I'll say no more
    - I'll just upset you.

  20. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2014 9:24am UTC
    .....
    When I get married, WE AIN'T NEVER GETTIN' A DIVORCE! "TIL DEATH DO US PART." better take yo a*s in the other room if you mad.
    .....

:)

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