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  1. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2015 4:20am UTC
    the great gatsby is just hilarious because
    nick, the narrator, begins by talking about the advice
    his father gave him when he was younger.
    "whenever you feel like criticising any one just
    remember that all the people in this world haven't had
    the advantages that you've had."
    he explains how this caused him to "reserve all judgements"
    but he then spends the next 200 pages judging everyone

  2. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2015 6:29pm UTC
    Fun fact:
    The Spanish word embarazada is a false cognate because it looks and sounds similar to the English word embarrassed, but it actually means pregnant.
    I just saved you all from hours, days, weeks, and possibly even years of humiliation.
    You're welcome.

  3. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2015 7:16pm UTC
    Fun fact #2
    The water that you're drinking was once used to flush the toilet.

  4. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2015 7:11pm UTC
    Fun fact #1
    Selfie and twerk are officially real words and they have both been added to the dictionary.

  5. Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2014 9:38pm UTC
    I am the kind of girl who listens to Christmas music all year.

  6. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 6:16pm UTC

  7. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 6:10pm UTC
    Women with higher IQ's have a harder time finding a mate. Intelligent women would rather remain single than be with the wrong person.

  8. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 3:24am UTC
    Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2014 10:44pm UTC
    If you have your license, listen
    the f.uck up. STOP SIGNS ARE
    THERE FOR A REASON, OKAY?
    I have had my car for three days,
    and I have already been ran off the
    road because some ignorant p.rick
    couldn't be bothered to stop at a stop
    sign. I was inches from wrecking into
    the a.sshole, and the only thing that
    prevented it was driving into a ditch.
    Let me paint a picture for you; the guy
    was pulling out of a house at the top
    of this hill. He clearly could have seen
    us (my sister and I) coming while he
    was going down said hill (the stop sign
    being at the bottom.) We both were
    getting closer to the point where the
    road on the hill meets the road we were
    on, and I was getting nervous. Mainly
    because I just don't trust people and
    I'm always paranoid someone is going
    to pull out in front of me. However, I tried
    to brush off the nerves because he had
    a stop sign so we had nothing to worry
    about, right? (lol wrong.) The idiot just
    drives in front of us. Slamming on the
    breaks wasn't that effective so we had
    to swerve into a ditch to avoid hitting
    this moron. The amount of rage that
    went through me was unbelievable,
    I seriosuly wanted to get out of the
    ditch as soon as possible and run
    the f.ucker down.
    Again, stop signs are there for
    a good f.ucking reason.

  10. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:33pm UTC
    Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

  11. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 5:50pm UTC
    Funny/ Odd Facts #1
    Coca Cola was originally Green

  12. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    Fun Fact: All human fetuses grow a mustache that spreads all over their entire body. The baby then eats the hair in utero and poops it out after birth

  13. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    FUN FACT:
    Freddie Mercury canceled a duet with Michael Jackson because Michael insisted on bringing his Llama into the studio.
    Please don't remove this!

  14. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    >>>Fun Fact<<<
    Humans are the only creatures on Earth who pay to live on Earth

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    fun fact: i actually have like a good amount of followers but like nobody likes me or talks to me so it feels like i have 2 followers

  16. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:25am UTC
    Did you know that Koala Bears aren't actually bears at all? They're marsupials. there is your fact for today.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    fun fact: depression doesn't give a sh.t that i'm a white high school girl who lives with her parents in a middle class family because it's a mental disorder and it would corrode my mind even if i were the richest, most interigent white girl on this entire damn planet.

  18. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 2:51pm UTC
    DID YOU KNOW?
    THE WORD "GLASS" HAS A.SS IN IT?

  19. nevershoutnever98 nevershoutnever98
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    Fact:
    Mermaids are NOT the same as sirens

  20. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 12:58pm UTC
    fun fact:
    every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

:)

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