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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 3:00pm UTC
    "I think I missed out on the “neat and cute handwriting” gene that every girl seems to have and this is unfair"
    Intelligent people have messier handwriting because they think fast. When you think and process things faster, you can also write quicker, but it’s going to be sloppy. People with neat writing are usually (no offense) not as smart. So, I embrace my sh.tty writing.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:35pm UTC
    fun fact: depression doesn't give a sh.t that i'm a white high school girl who lives with her parents in a middle class family because it's a mental disorder and it would corrode my mind even if i were the richest, most interigent white girl on this entire damn planet.

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 2:12pm UTC
    fun fact: i actually have like a good amount of followers but like nobody likes me or talks to me so it feels like i have 2 followers

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2014 4:33pm UTC
    Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 4:59pm UTC
    I actually really love when someone
    remembers small details and twirks
    about me or addresses me by my name
    unexpected times like at the end of a
    sentence and i don't know why,
    but i just really, reall do.

  6. ArtFrenzy ArtFrenzy
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 6:16am UTC
    Fun fact #3
    In 2009 a ten year old girl tried to sell her grandma on ebay.

  7. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2013 8:31pm UTC
    FUN FACT:
    Freddie Mercury canceled a duet with Michael Jackson because Michael insisted on bringing his Llama into the studio.
    Please don't remove this!

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    The heart of NYC's Financial District is built on a huge 18th century African
    Burial Ground. Some 419 Africans were discovered in 1991, a large portion women and children. The burial ground extends from Broadway Southward under City Hall, and almost to the site of the former World Trade Center. It is believed that there are as many as 20,000 slavery-era Africans in graves under the buildings in Mower Manhattan. Abolish historical amnesia and ponder a moment the fact that the financial epicenter of the world literally is built on slaver, oppression, and death.

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    fun fact:
    It rains in the African Sahara about as often as I get texted first!

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 3:24am UTC
    Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.

  11. ArtFrenzy ArtFrenzy
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 11:59am UTC
    Fun fact #5
    In the state of Kentucky it is illegal to put an ice cream in your back pocket
    AND
    you are required by law to take at least one bath a year.

  12. dragonfly26 dragonfly26
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    Did you know that
    A pineapple isn't a single fruit?
    It's actually just multiple berries fused together.

  13. NothingButAbby NothingButAbby
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 10:38am UTC
    Fun Fact
    ^_^
    Turkeys are considered to be one of the stupidest
    animals on Earth, because when it rains, they
    get confused and stare at the sky with their
    mouths open, sometimes drowning themselves.

  14. brillt27 brillt27
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    fun fact:
    vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters.
    nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, baconless, worthless, meatless years.

  15. coolnessisme coolnessisme
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    Fact:
    People with brown/hazel eyes are the most fun and happy. They kiss the best & love when not wanted; they always end up falling for people they haven't known long.They are the most hyper and crazy people, you can't do better than them.
    Repost if you have brown/hazel eyes.
    NMQ

  16. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2015 4:20am UTC
    the great gatsby is just hilarious because
    nick, the narrator, begins by talking about the advice
    his father gave him when he was younger.
    "whenever you feel like criticising any one just
    remember that all the people in this world haven't had
    the advantages that you've had."
    he explains how this caused him to "reserve all judgements"
    but he then spends the next 200 pages judging everyone

  17. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    >>>Fun Fact<<<
    Humans are the only creatures on Earth who pay to live on Earth

  18. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2015 6:29pm UTC
    Fun fact:
    The Spanish word embarazada is a false cognate because it looks and sounds similar to the English word embarrassed, but it actually means pregnant.
    I just saved you all from hours, days, weeks, and possibly even years of humiliation.
    You're welcome.

  19. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 5:06pm UTC
    Fun Fact: All human fetuses grow a mustache that spreads all over their entire body. The baby then eats the hair in utero and poops it out after birth

  20. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2014 6:10pm UTC
    Women with higher IQ's have a harder time finding a mate. Intelligent women would rather remain single than be with the wrong person.

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