Best Fire Quotes Today

EmilyxLovesxU
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January 24, 2013 6:31pm UTC

*True story, happened yesterday*
*In the middle of maths and the fire alarm goes off*
Teacher: Everybody walk out sensibly, in a single flie line.
Everyone: *gets up to go out*
*Headteacher comes in*
Headteacher: Please can you all stay seated until you're told to go, it's just a practice.
*Everyone sits back down*
Teacher: *dramatically falls to the floor and starts singing* JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY IT HURTS...
This made my day.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 8, 2013 7:17pm UTC

I have always secretly wanted
to pull the fire alarm at school.

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happiest*
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August 27, 2013 2:54pm UTC

my chem teacher set the table on fire today what a great first day of school

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CharliesTheName
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February 3, 2013 6:42pm UTC

FUN PARTY TRICK:
Take a dollar and soak it in 70% rubbing alcohol. Then take a match/lighter and light the dollar bill on fire (make sure you're holding the dollar with tongs or something). The dollar will stop the fire in a few seconds and nothing will happen to it. It'll be dry.
Not a joke. I did it in my science class and it works.
mq / nmf

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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October 10, 2013 7:35pm UTC

What a fire alarm means:
In most familes: There's
a fire.
In my family: Dinner's ready!

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Hale_Storm18
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April 20, 2013 1:51pm UTC

The Boston Marathon was bombed. There was an explosion at JFK library. Obama was almost sent poison. There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas fertilizer plant. MIT is under lock down because a gunman shot and killed a campus officer.
What. The f.uck. Is going. On.

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Rajsonkar
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July 11, 2013 12:09pm UTC

Great students like us are like rockets..
It's not that we always aim at
the sky..
But we never start our work
until our tail is on fire

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Alexwise
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May 28, 2013 10:04am UTC

Ever wish you could open your bag & release a fire-breathing dragon to incinerate the world?

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bella is a penguin *
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February 16, 2013 6:51pm UTC

*gets 3rd degree burns from bottom of laptop*

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
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December 29, 2013 11:24pm UTC

You were the lightening and I was the tree, and your words were the fire that burned the best parts of me.

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MaddyWaddy
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July 18, 2014 1:00pm UTC

“and with your eyes, you could of set the
sky on fire, but you chose to burn me instead.”

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ecawesomeness
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February 11, 2013 5:42am UTC

teacher: when the fire alarm sounds, you must go to the field as fast as possible and find your class, no matter what. You have to be on the field as soon as possible.
kid: what if the field is the one on fire?

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