dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy stir fry” and i was like i’m not really feelin it so he said “well what are you feelin” and i said “boys” under my breath but apparently he heard me bc he was like well i don’t think we can buy those here
katiekakes posted a quote
April 15, 2013 12:44pm UTC
Warning! Strange sightings in Britain. Yellow orb floating in sky bring heat. Will it stay? Brings wind in and made people go outside. What is this thing?!
GabbyBaby posted a quote
November 27, 2015 4:18am UTC
When you have to interrupt your family's thanksgiving so you can be taken to the ER. Then the hospital's pain meds don't work and the pain is making you exhausted but also preventing you from sleeping. And then you're crying from both pain and tiredness.
MissF2F2F2 posted a quote
April 9, 2013 5:24pm UTC
I've had a week in Scotland with a bunch of Glaswegian relatives I don't understand and haven't met since I was two. It was mostly me dying inside because I can't say "pardon" more than three times. Everyone knows that awkward laugh.