Best Er Quotes Ever

CookieMonster09*
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October 11, 2013 2:05pm UTC

When i joined witty: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts
me now: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 6, 2013 3:30pm UTC

if anyone ever asks you to describe the internet
just show them the fox video that pretty much explains our insanity

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 1:40pm UTC

don’t cry me a river.
that’s stupid as hell.
cry me a milkshake

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CookieMonster09*
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November 24, 2013 4:56pm UTC

dad said to me in the supermarket yesterday “do you fancy stir fry” and i was like i’m not really feelin it so he said “well what are you feelin” and i said “boys” under my breath but apparently he heard me bc he was like well i don’t think we can buy those here

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zoelynn
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February 6, 2013 8:50pm UTC

I NEED A FÜCKING HUG
>.<

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katiekakes
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April 15, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Warning!
Strange sightings in Britain. Yellow orb floating in sky bring heat. Will it stay? Brings wind in and made people go outside.
What is this thing?!

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HelloKittyy11
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January 11, 2015 3:51pm UTC

One question.
Do you need someone or do you need me?

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HelloKittyy11
posted a quote
January 11, 2015 3:52pm UTC

I used to live without knowing you existed.
Without ever sparing a thought on you.

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HelloKittyy11
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January 11, 2015 3:50pm UTC

My life is a struggle of constantly wanting to go
out and have fun with people and also avoiding
human contact at the same time.

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terryschocolate
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March 26, 2013 5:34pm UTC

They laugh at me,
They throw things at me,
They tell all my deepest secrets,
They put chewed chewing gum in my hair,
What have I done?

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crimson24
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November 18, 2015 1:02am UTC

Needles and tears, dry eyes and mouth
Will the med cycle stop?
Will my body cooperate?
Will my mind ever be at ease?

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ME2ME
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February 12, 2013 1:46pm UTC

That moment when you seriously
consider wearing a diaper just so
you dont have to get up from the
computer.......

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BabyCakes412
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April 8, 2013 6:48am UTC

School today!!! So exited........ Just no!

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you_know_me_lol
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 8:01am UTC

why is it, all the hott people on here HAVE LIKE 100+ FOLLOWERS??

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GabbyBaby
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November 27, 2015 4:18am UTC

When you have to interrupt your family's thanksgiving so you can be taken to the ER. Then the hospital's pain meds don't work and the pain is making you exhausted but also preventing you from sleeping. And then you're crying from both pain and tiredness.

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MissF2F2F2
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April 9, 2013 5:24pm UTC

I've had a week in Scotland with a bunch of Glaswegian relatives I don't understand and haven't met since I was two.
It was mostly me dying inside because I can't say "pardon" more than three times. Everyone knows that awkward laugh.

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