katiekakes

Status: School = less sleep. Less sleep = grumpy me.

Member Since: 6 Sep 2012 11:15am

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Location: In the cupboard.

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CATCHING FIRE Countdown

katiekakes
posted a quote
May 9, 2013 12:52pm UTC

When your internet is really low and your like.
What is this?
!AFRICA!

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katiekakes
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May 6, 2013 2:11pm UTC

Have you ever finished a game and just wondered.
What next?

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katiekakes
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April 15, 2013 12:44pm UTC

Warning!
Strange sightings in Britain. Yellow orb floating in sky bring heat. Will it stay? Brings wind in and made people go outside.
What is this thing?!

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katiekakes
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 12:23pm UTC

Reading a book and looking in the back for sequal.
*Out in 208123735835735894380*
Dies

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katiekakes
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 12:11pm UTC

....Catching fires new trailer missed something....
Oh wait. FINNICK ODAIR.

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katiekakes
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April 15, 2013 12:08pm UTC

Next time you look in the mirror. Count every single one of your flaws, replace them with how good you are.... I bet there are more <3 good ones.<3
Or you could just look in the mirror and go.
Look at that sexy beast!

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katiekakes
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April 14, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Sister: Oh no it's that 'no child born to die advert'.
Me: Well were all gonna die one day.

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katiekakes
posted a quote
February 28, 2013 2:38pm UTC

A man was on holiday in Kenya. While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot. There was a large thorn deeply embedded in the bottom of the foot.
As carefully and as gently as he could he removed the thorn and the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man and, with a rather stern look on its face, stared at him. For a good ten minutes the man stood frozen - thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.
For years after, the man remembered the elephant and the events of that day.
One day the man was walking through the zoo with his son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to where they were standing at the rail. It stared at him and the man couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant.
After a while it trumpeted loudly; then it continued to stare at him. The man summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder.
Suddenly the elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of the man's legs and swung him wildly back and forth along the railing, killing him.
I don't think it was the same elephant.
Not mine.

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katiekakes
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 12:48pm UTC

If two people cast the impero curse at the same time what would happen?
Mind=blown.

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katiekakes
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 2:52pm UTC

So, anyone want to join my club?
It's called.
PEN15.

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katiekakes
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 2:47pm UTC

Walk on lego.
Walk on pins.
We all know which is worst.

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katiekakes
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 12:42pm UTC

Ron: How much for this?
Fred and George: 5 Galleons.
Ron: For me?
Fred and George: 5 Galleons.
Ron: I'm you brother!
Fred and George: 10 Galleons.

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katiekakes
posted a quote
January 21, 2013 2:13pm UTC

So TESCO have decided to do a vegatarian burger.
I heard they are putting uniQuorn in them too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmxcUfyuRzs

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katiekakes
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 1:50pm UTC

I want a boy who will hold me close.
I JUST WANT A BOY.

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katiekakes
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 1:27pm UTC

It's my happy un-birthday!
Where is my cake?!

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katiekakes
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 12:28pm UTC

The emotional truama of when your laptop need charging.
And it almost died.
You'd be the killer....

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katiekakes
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 11:55am UTC

Me: asdfghjkl
Friend: I know!
Boy: So will you go out with my friend?
Friend: Sorry....
Me: NO BUT MY PLECENTA WILL!

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katiekakes
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 2:31pm UTC

That awkward moment when...
You're trying to make a club penguin account but your parents won't give you their Email....

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katiekakes
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 8:40am UTC

I don't care how old I am!
If I see a barbie movie on,
I will watch it!

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katiekakes
posted a quote
January 3, 2013 8:18am UTC

So on Sunday I went and had a ride on Thomas the Tank Engine.
Thomas the Tank Engine.
Be jealous.

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