Best Elephants Quotes Ever

elephants_are_cool*
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September 5, 2013 6:29pm UTC

Lies we tell ourselves #2:
"I'm just going to log on, check my notifications, and log straight out again."

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 30, 2013 8:14pm UTC

I pretend I don't care but deep down I really still don't care

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RingoStar
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Music Teacher: everyone will be singing a song of my choice in front of the class.
Me: no.
Music Teacher: this will take place next week.
Me: you're asking for death
Me: ...and to be burried alive then dragged out of your grave
Me: ...and stomped on by heavy angry elephants
Me: ...and thrown into a pool of sharks while on your period
Me: ...and finally turned into a shooting target

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8r3ak_away
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 11:47pm UTC

I hate when people see me at a restaurant and
are like:
HEY, what are you doing here?!
Oh, you know, hunting elephants

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heartofstones
posted a quote
April 14, 2014 3:08pm UTC

I hate it when I see people
at the supermarket and they're like
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
and I'm like
"Oh, you know, hunting elephants."

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lazyLION24
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 8:59pm UTC

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

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happyfeet12
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April 14, 2013 11:13am UTC

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 2:42pm UTC

I hate it when I see my friend at the store and they ask
"OMG what are you doing here?"
and i'm just like
"Oh you know just hunting elephants"

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FacelessAngel
posted a quote
November 18, 2013 11:30am UTC

I hate it when people see me at the super market and they're like,
"Hey what are you doing here?"
and I'm just like,
"Oh you know, hunting elephants."

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MaryPenguin
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 10:39pm UTC

I wish I was an elephant.
I mean, sure, they're large.
They've got big ears, and big feet.
Their noses are long.
Definitley not a size zero.
If someone was like that in our society, They'd most likely be bullied.
But to elephants..
That's normal. It's OKAY to have a big tummy, Large thumping feet, and a nose thats as long as a person. It's OKAY to be big. It's OKAY to eat whenever.
To me, elephants have the best life.

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posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:24pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Have you ever
Heard a song, for the first time ever, but you suddenly knew all the lyrics, like this song was
your story.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 8:29pm UTC

I hate when people see me at the super market and they're like,
"Hey, what are you doing here?"
And I'm just like,
"You know, hunting elephants."

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 6:35am UTC

Good, you found out.
Heart and comment weird things.
For those people who are du(mb, and cant firgue this out.
AHAH XD

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trytounderstandme143
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 11:46pm UTC

Elephants can die from being heart broken.

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BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:46pm UTC

Facts #2
Elephants are the only mamals that can't jump
fave for series?

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BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:49pm UTC

Facts #3
Polar bears are left handed
fave for series?

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Alaina99
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 6:47pm UTC

butterflies?
more like elephants in a bounce house

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BreeeFayy*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:52pm UTC

Facts #4
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
fave for series?

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CoolStoryBro1023
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 11:53am UTC

I hate when people see me at the at the super market and they are like:
"Hey, What are you doing here?"
And I am just like:
"OH, You know.. Just hunting elephants

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
July 28, 2014 2:30am UTC

ALPHABET OF ME
[A]vailable: yup
[B]irthday: Oct 5th
[C]rush: Jeremy a.k.a Josh Ramsay
[D]rink you last had: Milk
[E]asiest person to talk to: my BFF Robyn
[F]avorite genre of music: Pop Punk
[G]ummy bears or gummy worms: GUMMY BEARS
[H]ad your first kiss: Nope. Taylor Swift lied (I'm 15 and still haven't been kissed so...)
[I]nstrument: I like to play the cello! (Really I just sing, air guitar, and drums)
[J]uice: Grape OR Watermelon Arizona
[K]illed someone: Not yet
[L]ongest trip: 12 hours by plane from Chicago to Ireland
[M]ilkshake flavor: cookies and cream
[N]umber of siblings: 2
[O]ne wish: Perfect grades. (& proud parents.)
[P]erson who holds the best memories with you: Robyn :D
[Q]uiet or loud: mostly quiet
[R]easons to smile: Tumblr, friends, family, summer
[S]ong: At this moment, A Little Less "Sixteen Candles", a Little More "Touch Me"- Fall Out Boy.
[T]ime you woke up: dunno Late
[U]mbrella: Red like the Mayday Parade man
[V]egetable: corn
[W]arm at the moment:somewhat not as much as I'd like to be
[X]-rays you've had: quite a few
[Y]our favorite animal: Elephant ♥
[Z]odiac sign: Libra!

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