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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2021 3:38am UTC
    Some people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.

  2. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2017 1:43am UTC
    What an elephant never forgets isn't worth knowing in the first place.

  3. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2014 2:30am UTC
    ALPHABET OF ME
    [A]vailable: yup
    [B]irthday: Oct 5th
    [C]rush: Jeremy a.k.a Josh Ramsay
    [D]rink you last had: Milk
    [E]asiest person to talk to: my BFF Robyn
    [F]avorite genre of music: Pop Punk
    [G]ummy bears or gummy worms: GUMMY BEARS
    [H]ad your first kiss: Nope. Taylor Swift lied (I'm 15 and still haven't been kissed so...)
    [I]nstrument: I like to play the cello! (Really I just sing, air guitar, and drums)
    [J]uice: Grape OR Watermelon Arizona
    [K]illed someone: Not yet
    [L]ongest trip: 12 hours by plane from Chicago to Ireland
    [M]ilkshake flavor: cookies and cream
    [N]umber of siblings: 2
    [O]ne wish: Perfect grades. (& proud parents.)
    [P]erson who holds the best memories with you: Robyn :D
    [Q]uiet or loud: mostly quiet
    [R]easons to smile: Tumblr, friends, family, summer
    [S]ong: At this moment, A Little Less "Sixteen Candles", a Little More "Touch Me"- Fall Out Boy.
    [T]ime you woke up: dunno Late
    [U]mbrella: Red like the Mayday Parade man
    [V]egetable: corn
    [W]arm at the moment:somewhat not as much as I'd like to be
    [X]-rays you've had: quite a few
    [Y]our favorite animal: Elephant ♥
    [Z]odiac sign: Libra!

  4. heartofstones heartofstones
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 3:08pm UTC
    I hate it when I see people
    at the supermarket and they're like
    "Hey, what are you doing here?"
    and I'm like
    "Oh, you know, hunting elephants."

  5. FacelessAngel FacelessAngel
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 11:30am UTC
    I hate it when people see me at the super market and they're like,
    "Hey what are you doing here?"
    and I'm just like,
    "Oh you know, hunting elephants."

  6. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    I pretend I don't care but deep down I really still don't care

  7. Foreverspphire Foreverspphire
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    At first I thought it might be cool moving to a new place.
    At first I thought it might be okay when they put a harness around my face.
    I let them lead me down a path with their jeeps and guns.
    I let them lead me to a boat and then i decided i wanted to run.
    I pulled and pulled with all of my weight.
    I pulled and pulled until they smacked my head and forced me to the gate.
    "On you go, beast!" they scream like my ears are too small to hear.
    "On you go, beast!" they scream as they make me face my biggest fear.
    They locked me in a crate with USA marked on the side.
    They locked me in a crate with no where for me to hide.
    The boat swayed under my feet and i wished that I could cry.
    The boat swayed under my feet as I wondered why?
    Why did they take me from my home with grass and trees so tall?
    Why did they take me from my home with the birds, the sky, and the snakes that crawl?
    The boat stops after many days that all felt like a year.
    The boats stops and I hear them yell,"Roll him onto the pier!"
    Still in my crate I feel them moving me around.
    Still in my crate I hear them say they're taking me to town.
    The crate opens and I see a big tent.
    The crate opens and I see a man with one knee bent.
    "He will do," he smirked as he took control of my rope.
    "Oh yes, he will do," he repeats as he leads me as I mope.
    In a cage he puts me and yells at me for no reason at all.
    "Listen, beast!" he screams and then hits me until I fall.
    "Get up dammit!" he hits me again and pain rushes through my back.
    "Get on that ball!" he stabs my leg and I try to pick up my slack.
    Day in and day out is just as boring and painful as the one before.
    Day in and day out I stand swaying with my head out the door.
    They say I'm doing okay on my training so they put me in the show.
    They say I'm doing okay and they stab my side to let me know.
    Do you know why they brought me here? I haven't figured it out yet.
    Why would they want to harm an innocent creature? Don't they know that elephants never forget?
    >>>Without many people knowing it, circuses all over abuse the animals that us, as paying customers, see in their shows. While in the big top the animals may seem like they are having fun doing the demening tricks taught to them, but they are not. Circus animals are yelled at and beaten with bull hooks (look it up to be shocked) everyday. These animals get so mistreated that they end up losing their minds and they tend to pace back and forth in their cages. Help the animals and boycott the circus. Put an end to the abuse<<<<

  8. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    Lies we tell ourselves #2:
    "I'm just going to log on, check my notifications, and log straight out again."

  9. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 11:53am UTC
    I hate when people see me at the at the super market and they are like:
    "Hey, What are you doing here?"
    And I am just like:
    "OH, You know.. Just hunting elephants

  10. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 11:50am UTC
    I hate when people see me at the at the super market and they are like:
    "Hey, What are you doing here?"
    And I am just like:
    "OH, You know.. Just hunting elephants

  11. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    Facts #4
    111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
    fave for series?

  12. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:49pm UTC
    Facts #3
    Polar bears are left handed
    fave for series?

  13. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    Facts #2
    Elephants are the only mamals that can't jump
    fave for series?

  14. 8r3ak_away 8r3ak_away
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 11:47pm UTC
    I hate when people see me at a restaurant and
    are like:
    HEY, what are you doing here?!
    Oh, you know, hunting elephants

  15. trytounderstandme143 trytounderstandme143
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:46pm UTC
    Elephants can die from being heart broken.

  16. CherryPop CherryPop
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    I come up with the most amazing, potential top quotes all the time,
    I just forget it 0.27552826658 seconds later

  17. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 6:35am UTC
    Good, you found out.
    Heart and comment weird things.
    For those people who are du(mb, and cant firgue this out.
    AHAH XD

  18. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    I hate when people see me at the super market and they're like,
    "Hey, what are you doing here?"
    And I'm just like, ​
    "You know, hunting elephants."

  19. happyfeet12 happyfeet12
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:13am UTC
    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

  20. MaryPenguin MaryPenguin
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    I wish I was an elephant.
    I mean, sure, they're large.
    They've got big ears, and big feet.
    Their noses are long.
    Definitley not a size zero.
    If someone was like that in our society, They'd most likely be bullied.
    But to elephants..
    That's normal. It's OKAY to have a big tummy, Large thumping feet, and a nose thats as long as a person. It's OKAY to be big. It's OKAY to eat whenever.
    To me, elephants have the best life.

:)

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