Best Danisnotonfire Quotes Today

carson5482
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 5:47pm UTC

Why isn't Dan on fire?
When is Carrie's bedtime?
What makes Phil so amazing?
or Charlie so cool?
Why does PJ want to be kicked?
These are the important questions, kids.

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likemillionares
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 1:56pm UTC

I really wanna be a Youtuber.
I'm gonna do it.
All I'll need is clear skin.
A camera.
A laptop.
And a personality.
SHlT.

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Your lover has magically been transformed into an animal and the only way to transform them back is to mate with them.
which animal would cause you the least psychological damage?

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 16, 2013 7:23pm UTC

Alright guys so there's this amazing
youtube guy called Danisnotonfire. You may have heard of him already, he's like totally amazing. He's my favorite youtuber, totssss.
Lol, so anyway, I just love his videos so much so here's some of the videos i recommend you to watch by him in order (if you haven't seen them before)
1) Personal Space
2) What not to do at the cinema
3) Inappropriate winking
4) Psycho french teacher
5) How i got fired
YOU SHOULD WATCH ALL OF HIS VIDEOS THOUGH BECAUSE HE'S AMAZING OKAY.

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bye*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 5:22pm UTC

dan and phil are so cute together not even in a “ship” way but they are friends and they live together and have fun and they cook food for each other i want a friend like this

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
June 11, 2013 10:54am UTC

•*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
★★★
. .
Happy Birthday danisnotonfire ♥
FORMAT BY AELLYNIQ

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 5:27pm UTC

"Oh, I know why he was late. Because he was busy being a ga.ylord!"
Oh, why were you late then? Did the family caravan break down? Did your mum get in the car and the wheels fall off? Did you get sent home from Jeremy Kyle for being too ugly?

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 5:22am UTC

when dan and phil do the hair thing: (◡‿◡✿)
when dan and phil look at each other: (◕‿◕✿)
when dan and phil laugh: (◕ω◕✿)
dan and phil: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 3:35pm UTC

Every book has a last page,
every show has a final season;
accepted that there will never ever EVER
be any more of these people ever again
IS LIFE DESTROYING
- Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

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rebecca*
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 10:01pm UTC

So I'm probably going to VidCon this year.
Why am I telling you guys this? Because I want to tell a little story.
About a year ago I was scrolling through the infinite pages of tumblr when I came across a picture of a guy.
That guy is named Dan Howell, or, danisnotonfire.
Out of pure boredom I decided to search him up on Youtube.
Best decision of my life.
Through Dan I also discovered Phil Lester, or AmazingPhil.
While I have always had music in my life and have always had these band members to look up to, I never had anyone as real and Dan and Phil.
I'm not going to sit here and say Dan and Phil saved my life in the sense that I was ever suicidal and that they stopped me because that wouldn't be true.
But just from seeing their videos and seeing that I'm not the only one who feels and acts the way I makes me feel so much better. It makes it easier to go through school feeling as out of place and unaccepted as I always do.
Knowing that, although I've never talked to them, these two guys are just a few clicks away is more comforting than you could ever imagine.
And knowing that in just a few months there is a very real chance that I may get to meet them is more than enough to bring tears to my eyes.

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Chris*
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Dan playing Truth or Dare:
Question: When was the last time you cried?
Dan: *whips out The Fault in Our Stars*
Dan: It was when I read this book on a flight back from America. Yeah a woman was giving me really strange looks? And she actually called the stewardess just to ask if I was okay. I was not okay.

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Sock_Monster

posted a quote
August 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Oh god I've been looking at too many gifs of Dan Howell,
now my ovaries have exploded and its gone all over the keyboard
*facepalms*

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danisnotonfire
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 2:01pm UTC

Wait.
What’s a social life?

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 4:33pm UTC

•*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
★★★
. .
Any Amazingphil and Danisnotonfire Fans?

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fivehourslater
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 4:33pm UTC

normal girls obsess over: boybands, pop stars, sports stars, models
i obsess over: random famous 20-odd year old on youtube that i will never meet

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OnlyIfForANight99
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 1:54pm UTC

Format chickittylover
'No good sir, for I have the power of
Triangles!'
~danisnotonfire~

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FreBear
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 3:25pm UTC

Does anyone else have a super obsession with youtubers?
-Danisnotonfire
-Amazingphil
-Smosh
-Wonderlandwardrobe
-Pewdiepie
-Laura Lejeune
-Crabstickz
-KickthePJ
-ItsWayPastMyBedtime
-Lukeisnotsexy
-VeeOneEye
-Shane Dawson
-EmmaBlackery
-Charlieissocoollike
-DeeFizzy
-Ilikeweylie
-BubzBeauty
-JoeyGraceffa
-JennaMarbles
-Meowitslucy
-Nigahiga
-Paint
-OMFGitsjackanddean
-TouchTheSkyFilms (Christian Novelli)
-Tobuscus
-TylerOakley
-Zoella280390
-WatchUsLiveAndStuff
I can't be the only one...

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Llarmarmy
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 8:23am UTC

How not to stay cool
1. buy a fan
2. walk around naked
3. put an ice cube down your pants
4. open the windows
5. sleep with no covers on
6. have a cold shower

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absent *
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 3:00am UTC

Why did you deflower the walrus Dan?

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posted a quote
November 14, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Never insult someone's OTP.
If they kill you, it's your fault.

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