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  1. KaitlynHowtler KaitlynHowtler
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 1:31am UTC
    Dan: I actually guys-I got-I prepared a little something, I made
    Jennifer Lawrence: Is It a cookie?
    Dan: A muffin
    Jennifer: *Intake of breath*
    Dan: Oh sorry-did you-did you want a cookie?
    *Looks behind him to find cookie*

  2. KaitlynHowtler KaitlynHowtler
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 1:01am UTC
    No sir, for I have the power of triangles
    -Dan Howell

  3. KaitlynHowtler KaitlynHowtler
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2016 12:59am UTC
    *On Twitter*
    Phil: I have been hiccupping for 7 hours. Should I call the ambulence?
    Dan: Omg I can hear you through the wall go lock your self in the toilet

  4. MyDarkFate MyDarkFate
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2015 6:26pm UTC
    *In mental asylum*
    "Hey, what you in for?"
    "My dad tried to take down my doctor who shrine because he said the candles were a fire hazard"
    "so?"
    "so I set fire to the house"

  5. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2015 11:25pm UTC
    Danisnotonfire: If you were locked up in prison, how would you escape?
    AmazingPhil: I would eat my own feet.

  6. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2014 12:52am UTC
    Embrace
    the void and have the courage to exsist.

  7. piercethemichael* piercethemichael*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2014 10:03pm UTC
    Hello
    internet!
    -Dan Howell

  8. piercethemichael* piercethemichael*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2014 9:57pm UTC
    Never insult someone's
    OTP.
    If they kill you, it's your fault.
    -Dan Howell

  9. ☾ * ☾ *
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 4:25pm UTC

    An interrobang.
    You're welcome.

  10. **Ibnat** **Ibnat**
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 1:16pm UTC
    Don't you just love watching
    danisnotonfire
    ?

  11. RoseNightshade1799 RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 10:21pm UTC
    Sometimes I like to imagine
    That I'm part of a big crazy Youtube family
    Where I have nigahiga as my brother
    And then danisnotonfire as a cousin
    And Jenna Marbles as a crazy aunt
    And various musicians placed in between
    You know

  12. _geronimo_* _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    Idk what it is, but I always seem to hit Dan Howell level of procrastination when it comes to getting stuff done.

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    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    Never insult someone's OTP.
    If they kill you, it's your fault.

  14. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 8:22am UTC
    "Oh, sweet Jesus
    on a stick!"
    format credit to OneDirection

  15. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    "What's your Favorite Beyoné?"
    - Phil Lester
    "Phil is not on fire 2" |Amazing Phil & Danisnotonfire
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  16. CatchYourPandas CatchYourPandas
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    The fantastic foursome is like a band but with less music and more gay.

  17. likemillionares likemillionares
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    I really wanna be a Youtuber.
    I'm gonna do it.
    All I'll need is clear skin.
    A camera.
    A laptop.
    And a personality.
    SHlT.

  18. MissF2F2F2 MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Dan Howell turns into Batman...:
    Batdan.

  19. josephxX josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    Basically I am petrified of letting anyone use my laptop ever, because I'm afraid that they'll somehow find something absoloutely horrific or embarrasing that I had no idea was there.

  20. issie1D issie1D
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 10:51am UTC
    Today I recieved the best complement that I will ever get in my life.
    "Issie, there are over 7 billion people in the world, and I'm sure that not one of them is more alike in personality to Dan Howell than you are."
    Thank you, Adrianne, I am touched.

:)

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