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1. KaitlynHowtler
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2016 1:31am UTC
   Dan: I actually guys-I got-I prepared a little something, I made
   Jennifer Lawrence: Is It a cookie?
   Dan: A muffin
   Jennifer: *Intake of breath*
   Dan: Oh sorry-did you-did you want a cookie?
   *Looks behind him to find cookie*
   
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2. KaitlynHowtler
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2016 1:01am UTC
   No sir, for I have the power of triangles
   -Dan Howell
   
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3. KaitlynHowtler
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2016 12:59am UTC
   *On Twitter*
   Phil: I have been hiccupping for 7 hours. Should I call the ambulence?
   Dan: Omg I can hear you through the wall go lock your self in the toilet
   
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4. MyDarkFate
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2015 6:26pm UTC
   *In mental asylum*
   "Hey, what you in for?"
   "My dad tried to take down my doctor who shrine because he said the candles were a fire hazard"
   "so?"
   "so I set fire to the house"
   
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5. GhostTown
   posted a quote
   January 2, 2015 11:25pm UTC
   Danisnotonfire: If you were locked up in prison, how would you escape?
   AmazingPhil: I would eat my own feet.
   
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6. Heartless17*
   posted a quote
   September 17, 2014 12:52am UTC
   Embrace
   the void and have the courage to exsist.
   
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7. piercethemichael*
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2014 10:03pm UTC
   Hello
   internet!
   -Dan Howell
   
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8. piercethemichael*
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2014 9:57pm UTC
   Never insult someone's
   OTP.
   If they kill you, it's your fault.
   -Dan Howell
   
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9. ☾ *
   posted a quote
   June 20, 2014 4:25pm UTC
   ‽
   An interrobang.
   You're welcome.
   
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10. **Ibnat**
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 1:16pm UTC
    Don't you just love watching
    danisnotonfire
    ?
    
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11. RoseNightshade1799
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2014 10:21pm UTC
    Sometimes I like to imagine
    That I'm part of a big crazy Youtube family
    Where I have nigahiga as my brother
    And then danisnotonfire as a cousin
    And Jenna Marbles as a crazy aunt
    And various musicians placed in between
    You know
    
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12. _geronimo_*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 11:59pm UTC
    Idk what it is, but I always seem to hit Dan Howell level of procrastination when it comes to getting stuff done.
    
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13. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    Never insult someone's OTP.
    If they kill you, it's your fault.
    
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14. emilygm*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 8:22am UTC
    "Oh, sweet Jesus
    on a stick!"
    format credit to OneDirection
    
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15. PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    "What's your Favorite Beyoné?"
    - Phil Lester
    "Phil is not on fire 2" |Amazing Phil & Danisnotonfire
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    
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16. CatchYourPandas
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 5:16pm UTC
    The fantastic foursome is like a band but with less music and more gay.
    
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17. likemillionares
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    I really wanna be a Youtuber.
    I'm gonna do it.
    All I'll need is clear skin.
    A camera.
    A laptop.
    And a personality.
    SHlT.
    
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18. MissF2F2F2
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Dan Howell turns into Batman...:
    Batdan.
    
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19. josephxX
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    Basically I am petrified of letting anyone use my laptop ever, because I'm afraid that they'll somehow find something absoloutely horrific or embarrasing that I had no idea was there.
    
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20. issie1D
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 10:51am UTC
    Today I recieved the best complement that I will ever get in my life.
    "Issie, there are over 7 billion people in the world, and I'm sure that not one of them is more alike in personality to Dan Howell than you are."
    Thank you, Adrianne, I am touched.
    
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