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Best Danisnotonfire Quotes This Week

  1. carson5482 carson5482
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Why isn't Dan on fire?
    When is Carrie's bedtime?
    What makes Phil so amazing?
    or Charlie so cool?
    Why does PJ want to be kicked?
    These are the important questions, kids.

  2. likemillionares likemillionares
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    I really wanna be a Youtuber.
    I'm gonna do it.
    All I'll need is clear skin.
    A camera.
    A laptop.
    And a personality.
    SHlT.

  3. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    Your lover has magically been transformed into an animal and the only way to transform them back is to mate with them.
    which animal would cause you the least psychological damage?

  4. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Alright guys so there's this amazing
    youtube guy called Danisnotonfire. You may have heard of him already, he's like totally amazing. He's my favorite youtuber, totssss.
    Lol, so anyway, I just love his videos so much so here's some of the videos i recommend you to watch by him in order (if you haven't seen them before)
    1) Personal Space
    2) What not to do at the cinema
    3) Inappropriate winking
    4) Psycho french teacher
    5) How i got fired
    YOU SHOULD WATCH ALL OF HIS VIDEOS THOUGH BECAUSE HE'S AMAZING OKAY.

  5. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    dan and phil are so cute together not even in a “ship” way but they are friends and they live together and have fun and they cook food for each other i want a friend like this

  6. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 10:54am UTC
    •*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
    ★★★
    . .
    Happy Birthday danisnotonfire ♥
    FORMAT BY AELLYNIQ

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    "Oh, I know why he was late. Because he was busy being a ga.ylord!"
    Oh, why were you late then? Did the family caravan break down? Did your mum get in the car and the wheels fall off? Did you get sent home from Jeremy Kyle for being too ugly?

  8. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 5:22am UTC
    when dan and phil do the hair thing: (◡‿◡✿)
    when dan and phil look at each other: (◕‿◕✿)
    when dan and phil laugh: (◕ω◕✿)
    dan and phil: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

  9. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Every book has a last page,
    every show has a final season;
    accepted that there will never ever EVER
    be any more of these people ever again
    IS LIFE DESTROYING
    - Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

  10. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 10:01pm UTC
    So I'm probably going to VidCon this year.
    Why am I telling you guys this? Because I want to tell a little story.
    About a year ago I was scrolling through the infinite pages of tumblr when I came across a picture of a guy.
    That guy is named Dan Howell, or, danisnotonfire.
    Out of pure boredom I decided to search him up on Youtube.
    Best decision of my life.
    Through Dan I also discovered Phil Lester, or AmazingPhil.
    While I have always had music in my life and have always had these band members to look up to, I never had anyone as real and Dan and Phil.
    I'm not going to sit here and say Dan and Phil saved my life in the sense that I was ever suicidal and that they stopped me because that wouldn't be true.
    But just from seeing their videos and seeing that I'm not the only one who feels and acts the way I makes me feel so much better. It makes it easier to go through school feeling as out of place and unaccepted as I always do.
    Knowing that, although I've never talked to them, these two guys are just a few clicks away is more comforting than you could ever imagine.
    And knowing that in just a few months there is a very real chance that I may get to meet them is more than enough to bring tears to my eyes.

  11. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    Dan playing Truth or Dare:
    Question: When was the last time you cried?
    Dan: *whips out The Fault in Our Stars*
    Dan: It was when I read this book on a flight back from America. Yeah a woman was giving me really strange looks? And she actually called the stewardess just to ask if I was okay. I was not okay.

  12. Sock_Monster Sock_Monster
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Oh god I've been looking at too many gifs of Dan Howell,
    now my ovaries have exploded and its gone all over the keyboard
    *facepalms*

  13. LaylaTheAwesome LaylaTheAwesome
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    •*..*0lXm• 0-_)•
    ★★★
    . .
    Any Amazingphil and Danisnotonfire Fans?

  14. danisnotonfire danisnotonfire
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 2:01pm UTC
    Wait.
    What’s a social life?

  15. fivehourslater fivehourslater
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    normal girls obsess over: boybands, pop stars, sports stars, models
    i obsess over: random famous 20-odd year old on youtube that i will never meet

  16. OnlyIfForANight99 OnlyIfForANight99
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    Format chickittylover
    'No good sir, for I have the power of
    Triangles!'
    ~danisnotonfire~

  17. Llarmarmy Llarmarmy
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 8:23am UTC
    How not to stay cool
    1. buy a fan
    2. walk around naked
    3. put an ice cube down your pants
    4. open the windows
    5. sleep with no covers on
    6. have a cold shower

  18. FreBear FreBear
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 3:25pm UTC
    Does anyone else have a super obsession with youtubers?
    -Danisnotonfire
    -Amazingphil
    -Smosh
    -Wonderlandwardrobe
    -Pewdiepie
    -Laura Lejeune
    -Crabstickz
    -KickthePJ
    -ItsWayPastMyBedtime
    -Lukeisnotsexy
    -VeeOneEye
    -Shane Dawson
    -EmmaBlackery
    -Charlieissocoollike
    -DeeFizzy
    -Ilikeweylie
    -BubzBeauty
    -JoeyGraceffa
    -JennaMarbles
    -Meowitslucy
    -Nigahiga
    -Paint
    -OMFGitsjackanddean
    -TouchTheSkyFilms (Christian Novelli)
    -Tobuscus
    -TylerOakley
    -Zoella280390
    -WatchUsLiveAndStuff
    I can't be the only one...

  19. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 3:00am UTC
    Why did you deflower the walrus Dan?

  20. Llarmarmy Llarmarmy
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:36am UTC
    'OMG why do you idolize gay faggots who make stupid videos on youtube?'
    Dan Howell: You are a human with one life; it's up to you to make it the
    best life you can.
    Phil Lester: Don't worry about what others think about you.
    PJ Liguori: You can't make great stuff until you've made good stuff; you
    can't make good stuff until you've made alright stuff; you can't make alright stuff until you've made pretty bad stuff.
    Chris Kendall: Don't look for advice. The answers are all inside you.
    Take each step slowly and carefully. You'll arrive happy.
    Dan Howell: Do whatever you have to do to be happy.
    Phil Lester: It's a good thing to be strange; normalness leads to
    sadness.
    PJ Liguori: If someone calls you weird, look them straight in the eye and
    say thank you.
    Chris Kendall: Don't go looking for love. Don't chase perfection.
    Because if you just be yourself, love will find you.

:)

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