fivehourslater

Status: My profile feels too depressing right now.

Member Since: 21 May 2013 12:59pm

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Location: Narnia

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fivehourslater
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June 29, 2013 6:46pm UTC

Home alone, family-sized pack of Doritos,
23 cats and an internet connection?
Of course I won't throw a wild party all alone, that would be sad!

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fivehourslater
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June 29, 2013 6:38pm UTC

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fivehourslater
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June 29, 2013 6:00pm UTC

I Am Not The Only Strange Creature on Earth Fact #1:
Being driven insane by certain sounds is actually a mental disorder known as misphonia.
People who have misophonia are most commonly annoyed, or even enraged, by such ordinary sounds as other people clipping their nails, brushing teeth, eating, breathing, sniffing, talking, sneezing, yawning, walking, chewing gum, laughing, snoring, typing on a keyboard, whistling or coughing; certain consonants; or repetitive sounds. Some are also affected by visual stimuli, such as repetitive foot or body movements, fidgeting or any movement they might observe out of the corner of their eyes. Intense anxiety and avoidant behavior may develop, which can lead to decreased socialization. Some people may feel the compulsion to mimic what they hear or see.
Oh my God, I probably have a mental disorder.

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fivehourslater
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June 29, 2013 5:53pm UTC

If Fonts Were Students
Helvetica - That awesome kid everyone loves. Because, you know, he just dresses classy, and has an attractive face.
Arial - Helvetica's little brother. He's as good-looking as Helvetica (with a few barely noticable differences) and his dress sense is practically the same. He has his fans but some think he's just a wannabe of his older brother.
Courier New - She's a little mysterious and feels kind of dangerous to be around as she's been involved in a few... incidents, but people like her. She's considered a geek, but she's cool with it. She wears black hipster glasses.
Georgia - She's a country girl at hear and loves reading. She likes horseback riding and is pretty. She has dark brown curly hair and brown eyes, with a few freckles. She's a kind, generous person who is generally friends with everyone. Teachers like her.
Comic Sans MS - That really weird kid that nobody likes. He has one friend, Papyrus, who nobody likes either. He loves school and is enthusiastic about every single subject, to the point where he would rather study than hang with his friends. He's so optimistic that people kind of feel unnerved by him. He loves Diary of a Wimpy Kid. He will follow random people around school all day, asking them endless series of pointless questions,
Times New Roman - The smart, quiet, good-looking guy. He's good at Maths & English but doesn't show off about it. He keeps to himself and has a couple of close friends. Lots of girls crush on him but he doesn't seem to notice and doesn't really enjoy all the attention.
Trebuchet MS - She's seriously mysterious, but sophisticated. Wears a lot of black and wears shades most of the time.

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fivehourslater
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 5:36am UTC

If websites were high school students
Twitter: HEY GUYS, I'M WRITING! WITH A PENCIL! IN CLASS! HASHTAG WRITING WITH A PENCIL IN CLASS!
Facebook: Lol yolo someone come and impregnate me sweeeerve sassy lol yolo xD
YouTube: F*** all of you! Hahaha, video games. Music videos. Tutorials.
Tumblr: What he said, only again. Here's a picture of a cat! Hey, who's your OTP? Omg so tired and I hate everything.
Witty: Peasant b*tches better move outta my way.

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posted a quote
May 31, 2013 4:59am UTC

it gets under your shirt
like a dagger at work
the first cut is the
deepest but the
rest still
flipping
hurts

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fivehourslater
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 9:25am UTC

I hide behind my jokes
as a form of
♥♥ p r o t e c t i o n ♥♥
i thought i was close but under further inspection
it seems i've been running in the wrong direction

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fivehourslater
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May 30, 2013 8:53am UTC

stranger: hi excuse me how do i get to this place
me: ok well you walk down that road
me: then you take a right turn
me: then you go down another road
me: there are two turn-offs at the end of the road
me: take the left
me: it will lead you into narnia
me: you must then travel through the perilous land of narnia until you come to a walmart
me: then turn left
me: oh and left again
me: and then you're there
stranger: ok, thanks
stranger: *walks off*
me: oh god i gave them the wrong directions didn't i

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fivehourslater
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May 30, 2013 5:54am UTC

User: Here's a llama, there's a llama.
Cleverbot: There's a llama, heres a llama.
User: And another little llama.
Cleverbot: Fuzzy llama.
User: Funny llama.
Cleverbot: Llama llama.
User: Duck.
Cleverbot: I was once a treehouse.
User: I lived in a cake.
Cleverbot: But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
User: I was only three years dead.
Cleverbot: But it told a tale.
User: And now listen little child.
Cleverbot: To the safety rail.
User: Did you ever see a llama?
Cleverbot: Kiss a llama.
User: On the llama.
Cleverbot: No thank you. The older I get, the more interested I become in nature.

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fivehourslater
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May 30, 2013 5:44am UTC

Cleverbot
Who does Sherlock love?
John Watson.
And who does John Watson love?
Sherlock Holmes.

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fivehourslater
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May 29, 2013 5:50pm UTC

i don't see how anyone can watch sherlock and
not ship johnlock.

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fivehourslater
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May 29, 2013 4:33pm UTC

normal girls obsess over: boybands, pop stars, sports stars, models
i obsess over: random famous 20-odd year old on youtube that i will never meet

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fivehourslater
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May 29, 2013 6:49am UTC

and it was not your fault but mine,
and it was your heart on the line
Bunnylover43 Format

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fivehourslater
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May 29, 2013 4:59am UTC

me: *replies to my own comment on someone's quote*
witty: one notification!
me: AHAHAHA ONE NOTIFICATION
me: I'M POPULAR
me: EVERYONE LOVES ME
notification: fivehourslater replied to your comment!
me:
me:
me: yep, that's what i thought.

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fivehourslater
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May 24, 2013 12:15pm UTC

The main reason Santa is so jolly is that
he knows where all the bad girls live.

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fivehourslater
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May 24, 2013 12:03pm UTC

How many people have telekenetic powers?
Raise my hand.

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fivehourslater
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 11:45am UTC

RIP to the soldier who died
in the Woolwich attack yesterday.

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fivehourslater
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May 23, 2013 10:24am UTC

Tell me more, tell me more,
How many followers did he have?

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fivehourslater
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May 22, 2013 1:17pm UTC

I hate getting out of the shower because
it feels like stepping into Antarctica.

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