Best Cookies Quotes This Month

ChocoTaco
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 5:34pm UTC

Whenever I make cookies
They are always considerably small because
I eat half the batter in the process of making them.

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 4:15pm UTC

So an attractive boy came up to our table
and bought girl scout cookies
and as he payed, he slipped his number
in between the dollar bills to me.
I'm telling ya
It's the power of the cookies man

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Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 5:47pm UTC

i've tried so hard to convince myself
that it's okay to feel this way

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 3:05pm UTC

i was in science today
and my teacher brought in cookies shaped and frosted like planets and I went up
to grab Uranus and this hottie comes up to me after and was like "awe! i wanted
Uranus!" and omfg.

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 3:09pm UTC

I guess going up to everybody and saying
"Buy girl scout cookies or die"
Is not an appropriate way to sell

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Vinita*
posted a quote
March 27, 2014 5:57pm UTC

"You're only allowed to have six cookies."
"I think I've surpassed this limit."

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Victoria13
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Does anyone else only get fortune cookies to read the fortune, but not to eat the cookie?

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Admit it, you'd rather eat the dough instead of the actual cookie.

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 7:58pm UTC

This is bad for me. I can't keep doing this. I can't pretend like I'm not destroying myself.
"I need to stop!"
I screamed
as I reached for another cookie.

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softballxwin27
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 10:08pm UTC

Girl Scout cookie season is strategically
placed right as everyone is giving up their
New Year resolutions.
Those b/tches aren't messing around.

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
March 23, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Friend Offers me a cookie: Thanks!
Best Friend offers me a cookie: What did you do to it?

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 11:21am UTC

"Don’t eat raw cookie dough"
is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions."

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BANGERZ*
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 3:51pm UTC

Mom: Don't eat the cookies until after dinner!
Me: *Takes one cookie*
Me: Thug lyfe

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emilygm*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 9:36am UTC

So apparently,
Sesame Street might be changing Cookie Monster's character to "Veggie Monster" since cookies have been deemed 'unhealthy' and the show segment is a negative influence on the dietary habits of children.
Like, I can't even

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LoveYourOwnWay
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 11:27am UTC

Life's short...
Eat cookies!!!!!

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SarahUrsini
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 11:47am UTC

me: you should make me cookies
my boyfriend: why?
me: because I like cookies
my boyfriend: why don't you make them?
me: because I'm too lazy to make them myself and besides, I'm adorable when I eat
my boyfriend: well you always eat
me: exactly, therefore I am always adorable
my boyfriend: you make one compelling argument, alright I'll make you cookies

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