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me: you should make me cookies
my boyfriend: why?

me: because I like cookies
my boyfriend: why don't you make them?
me: because I'm too lazy to make them myself and besides, I'm adorable when I eat
my boyfriend: well you always eat
me: exactly, therefore I am always adorable
my boyfriend: you make one compelling argument, alright I'll make you cookies

 
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me: you should make me cookies my boyfriend: why? me: because

9 faves · 1 comments · Mar 3, 2013 11:47am

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love · funny · cute · lol · boyfriend · food · truth · banana · yummy · cookies · bahahaha · ilikefood · iwonderwhatdinosaurssoundedlike · ibetitwaslike · rwar

dolph* · 1 decade ago
Asdfghjkl jealous.
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