Banana Quotes

crimson24
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November 3, 2015 8:30am UTC

Ba-ba-ba ba-ba-bana...
PO-TA-TOOOOOO

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Secret42
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April 19, 2014 11:48am UTC

When I was little
I came to school in a yellow coat and my friends were talking about bananas and then tthey called me a banana and then
I said that I'm not a banana and I took my jacket off and I was wearing a cupcake necklace and they called me a cupcake
and I had a monkey backpack and monkeys like banana's and
they said,so that's why she has a monkey bag!And I was called a banana for the rest of the day.
Format by Sandrasaurus
My quote.Do NOT steal.

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BravoSierra
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March 20, 2014 4:43pm UTC

I remember learning in high school biology that I share 50% of DNA with a banana
and sometimes I really feel it.

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jaimie132
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March 6, 2014 8:30pm UTC

When a
Thug gets asked out: Yo man i'm good.
Jock gets asked out: Your not really my game.....
Nerd gets asked out: Uhhhh....is this for real?
Chearleader gets asked out: N-O, Whats that spell? NEVER!

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madeleinebabeee
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February 9, 2014 2:04pm UTC

Confession #2
From the age of 3, my mom would force me to eat bananas because they're suppposed to be healthy and blah blah blah. At first I hated them but I grew to love them. Now if I love giving blówjobs, she knows she is the one to blame.

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*silvergirl*
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February 9, 2014 8:10am UTC

*picks up banana*
Hello?
It's your son. he is dead

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Rajsonkar
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January 20, 2014 7:38pm UTC

Professor: Chemical Symbol of Barium?Me: BaProfessor: and Sodium?Me: NaProfessor: What will we get if 1 atom of Ba & 2atoms of Na are combined?Me: BaNaNa!!!!!

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gingernutter∞ *
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January 11, 2014 6:06pm UTC

Today I bought a milkshake...
It was Nutella, Banana and Oreo flavour...
Just let the beauty of that sink in...

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happiest*
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November 25, 2013 3:42pm UTC

omg so in one of my morning classes this girl was eating a banana and the professor was like “dO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO SHARE” and the giRL PULLS LIKE EIGHT BANANAS OUT OF HER BOOKBAG

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MySecretReality
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November 10, 2013 5:11pm UTC

there are those who write funny quotes,
and then there are those who write funny tags

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~Spoken Silence~*
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October 8, 2013 7:08pm UTC

So, my friends made me do this thing with them.. we took banana's and we had to see who could fit the most in there mouth in one peice, i won, and they made a pretty big deal out of it, saying whoever got me was lucky... I do not understand the point of the banana thing... and why its good i won.. someone PLZ PLZ PLZ explain to me?

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