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  1. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2016 1:10pm UTC
    It's a "eat chocolate & nutella for your 1:00 P.M. breakfast" kind of day.
    "Am I acting on this?" you may ask...
    The answer is:
    YES.

  2. Bri_Bee Bri_Bee
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2015 12:00pm UTC
    Valentine's Day?
    More Like the Day Before All the Chocolate is 1/2 Off
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  3. The Sleeping Wallflower* The Sleeping Wallflower*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 11:02am UTC
    I'm eating these delicious cookies and cream hershey kissesThey are so good.Sorry... Not trying to rub it in your facesOh maybe i amSorry, didnt mean to!

  4. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2014 10:08am UTC
    YOU ARE
    T h e s p r i n k l e s
    ON MY DONUT.

  5. planetxar_the_1st planetxar_the_1st
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2014 11:15pm UTC
    I have been waiting for a real long time for you to come into my life.....
    *Chomps a cookie*
    My life never tasted so GOOD! :D

  6. OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 3:08pm UTC
    Chickennn! love me self some chicken

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2014 9:48pm UTC
    My mind screams Victoria Secret model, but my heart and tummy screams eat as many chicken nuggets as you can in 30 minutes. XD

  8. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2014 9:25pm UTC
    ❤ Cut cake, not wrists. ❤

  9. wdmbguard wdmbguard
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2014 4:24pm UTC
    Well I now know i bake when im sad.

  10. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 5:59pm UTC
    I get more food in my hair
    than I do in my mouth.

  11. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2014 9:47pm UTC
    “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ― Charles M. Schulz

  12. KayleighJean KayleighJean
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 9:45pm UTC
    I'm only in it for the food

  13. gracexo gracexo
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 9:30pm UTC
    So i havent been on Witty in about 2 years,
    & i have no idea whats happening.

  14. Oakey Rose* Oakey Rose*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 5:31pm UTC
    *is given a sandwich*
    person: do you like it?
    *takes a bite*
    me: i think...it tastes like sandwich
    quote from hetalia: axis powers. switzerland

  15. planetxar_the_1st planetxar_the_1st
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2014 11:04pm UTC
    i am now on a sea-food diet, i SEE food and i just have to eat it!

  16. planetxar_the_1st planetxar_the_1st
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2014 8:37pm UTC
    "I spent all my life, just waiting for this moment."
    *I bite into a peanut butter and chocolate sandwich*
    "Delish!!!"

  17. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2014 3:31pm UTC
    Is there any way I can eat croutons for a living?

  18. hannibanani27 hannibanani27
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    "Dude she just called you fat."
    "OH HE.LL NO!"
    HOLD MY CAKE.

  19. hannibanani27 hannibanani27
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 11:18am UTC
    I just want the original Trix back.

  20. StephanieCollado StephanieCollado
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    "If I had to describe how Harry Styles smells,
    it would probably say...
    sunshine and rainbows."
    -Tyler Oakley

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