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Immortality*
posted a quote
November 13, 2014 8:29am UTC

I GET REALLY EXCITED
when my phone vibrates
the microwave beeps

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hi*
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March 11, 2014 2:45am UTC

hi

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thuling
posted a quote
January 30, 2014 11:26pm UTC

Don't let the world change your smile.
Let your smile change the world. :)

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 7:14pm UTC

Person: Nothing tastes as good as being fit feels
Me: Have you tried pizza?

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jessdillon1234
posted a quote
June 25, 2013 10:55am UTC

I come.
I mess things up. eat.
I leave.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 8, 2013 6:51pm UTC

Him: What's up?
Me: Eating food while I'm making food
so I have food for when I'm done with my food.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Me not on my period: -Eats 90% of
the whole worlds food-
Me on my period: -Eats 90% of the
whole words chocolate supply.-

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SarahUrsini
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 11:47am UTC

me: you should make me cookies
my boyfriend: why?
me: because I like cookies
my boyfriend: why don't you make them?
me: because I'm too lazy to make them myself and besides, I'm adorable when I eat
my boyfriend: well you always eat
me: exactly, therefore I am always adorable
my boyfriend: you make one compelling argument, alright I'll make you cookies

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xxJadee123xx
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 12:01am UTC

My fingertips are
constantly stained with
eye liner.
And I'm just like...
well there goes the option of finger food for lunch.
Fück.

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