Cookies Quotes

Vinita*
posted a quote
September 13, 2014 2:43pm UTC

Me: This is my fourth cookie
James: Who broke up with you??

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Emma Is Not My Name*
posted a quote
August 20, 2014 3:59pm UTC

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip are the main reason I have trust issues...

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Forever His*
posted a quote
August 4, 2014 3:00pm UTC

If you follow Cally (Im_A_Fairy_Princess) I'll give you a cookie :D

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ParticipationAward*
posted a quote
June 16, 2014 11:42pm UTC

Nathan: Will you come here and clean if I pay you?
Me: Do I look like a made to you?
Nathan: I'll pay you in cookies
Me: ITS A DEAL

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wdmbguard
posted a quote
May 11, 2014 4:24pm UTC

Well I now know i bake when im sad.

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♥Dreamer*
posted a quote
April 10, 2014 3:55pm UTC

Me: *earbuds in*
Mom: 8talking about whos-knows*
Mon: aksgdhnsfisgo Cookies-
Me: *rips earbuds out* What?!
Mom: *walks away shaking her head*
Me: So no cookies?

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Vinita*
posted a quote
March 27, 2014 5:57pm UTC

"You're only allowed to have six cookies."
"I think I've surpassed this limit."

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Rawrsome
posted a quote
March 10, 2014 1:34pm UTC

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues

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iphone_bacon
posted a quote
March 9, 2014 2:39pm UTC

I Love you
I really do
I love even when your blue
I love you when your gooey
I love you when your soft
I love when your chocaltey.
Cookie do you love me too-ity

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coco7*
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 8:53pm UTC

Are there any Dope Fresh Nation Peeps on Witty???????
YOPE
SAAAN!

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MarsMellow
posted a quote
March 2, 2014 2:22pm UTC

Raisin cookies
That look like Chocolate cookies
Are the main reason I have trust issues.

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heartofstones
posted a quote
February 26, 2014 7:20pm UTC

Dear friend,
If you were attacked by a Giant Chocolate Chip Cookie
I would put it in my mouth to protect you.

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myanichols01
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 11:59am UTC

rasian cookies are the reason I have trust issues...

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
February 1, 2014 4:15pm UTC

So an attractive boy came up to our table
and bought girl scout cookies
and as he payed, he slipped his number
in between the dollar bills to me.
I'm telling ya
It's the power of the cookies man

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KayleighJean
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 3:09pm UTC

I guess going up to everybody and saying
"Buy girl scout cookies or die"
Is not an appropriate way to sell

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DreamLikeReality
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 8:43pm UTC

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies.

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ForeverSouless
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 4:35pm UTC

You know you're lazy when your desire for food is masked by your laziness to get of your butt and get some.Did I mention cookies?

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tanment
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 8:55pm UTC

When you meet someone just as
weird as you its like finding
somebody to steal the cookie from the
cookie jar with you because nobody else
would.

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charlottejoo
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 7:08am UTC

Raisin's are the reason I have trust issues.

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
November 23, 2013 10:27pm UTC

You know your friends are weird when one of them listens to German hip hop and the other runs around in a panda costume with half a cookie in her mouth...

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