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1. iphone_bacon
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2014 8:01pm UTC
   When a bully asks for you lunch money you say......
   Its ok. I already left you some money. Its on your mom's dresser. Have a nice day. :)
   It tottaly works.
   
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2. iphone_bacon
   posted a quote
   April 20, 2014 1:53pm UTC
   "Bring Me Your Cell Phone Now!"
   
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3. iphone_bacon
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2014 3:59pm UTC
   Hey girl!Bring me some Nutella.How all my friendships start.
   
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4. iphone_bacon
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2014 8:34pm UTC
   Me: I Hate You Mom!
   *1 hour later*
   Me: Hey mom can I have some food.
   
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5. iphone_bacon
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2014 8:20pm UTC
   we'll be burnin' up like..
   NEON LIGHTS!
   
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6. iphone_bacon
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2014 8:14pm UTC
   I almost lost you.
   And I'm not gonna let it happen again.
   
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7. iphone_bacon
   posted a quote
   March 10, 2014 8:03pm UTC
   Its a true known fact that if you listen to Lorde your a hipster.
   
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8. iphone_bacon
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2014 2:39pm UTC
   I Love you
   I really do
   I love even when your blue
   I love you when your gooey
   I love you when your soft
   I love when your chocaltey.
   Cookie do you love me too-ity
   
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9. iphone_bacon
   posted a quote
   March 9, 2014 1:58pm UTC
   Nutella=LIFE
   
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