Cookies Quotes

DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 15, 2013 11:21am UTC

"Don’t eat raw cookie dough"
is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions."

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 10:58pm UTC

"Today me will live in the moment, unless the moment is unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie."
-Cookie Monster

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seragehrke
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 4:07pm UTC

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues.

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HighTaco
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 1:21pm UTC

me: im such a rebel, I brushed my teeth THEN I ate my chocolate chip cookies fuc* u mom
mom: What the fuc* did you just say, go brush those god damn teeth again
me: But, ma..

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Leonidas32123
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 6:32pm UTC

Hi. I'm 18 yrs old
and I still expect my mum
to bring me back something
when she goes Grocery Shopping.
Cookies?
Chips?
Gum?
Doesn't matter.
Bring me back something mum.
Just Bring me back something.

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BuryMeInBlack
posted a quote
July 3, 2013 9:11am UTC

No one cares, they are just pretending.

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Leonidas32123
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Why share GOSSIP and RUMORS
When there are
more important things waiting to be shared like:
Cookies and Skittles and Nutella.

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Leonidas32123
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 3:32pm UTC

(\_/)
( '_') Hi!
(> )>o I was going to give you this cookie
U U
...(\_/)
...('_' )
o<( <) But then I was like...
....U U
.(\__/)
.(O.O)
.(>o<) IT'S MY COOKIE!!!
..U U
(\_/)
( '_')
(> )>o Then I said sharing is caring...
U U
...(\_/)
...('_' )
o<( <) But then I was like...
...U U
.(\__/)
.(O.O)
.(>o<) I LIKE COOKIES TOO MUCH TO SHARE!
..U U
(\_/)
(^_^)
(> <) So then I ate it...Sorry.
omm nom nom nom nom! :p

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Bubbles:-)*

posted a quote
June 25, 2013 4:01pm UTC

*Someone blocks me*
ME: Meh
*Cookies run out*.
Me: OMG! NO NO NO! WHY ME?! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! WTF, no!

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imgone♡♡♡♡*
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 10:57am UTC

Do You Have Cookies?
..If You Do GIVE THEM TO ME D:
I Think You Should Know
I LOVE COOKIES...
Very Much
Yeah Just Saying
I WANT THE COOKIES
^○^
Thankiesss c:
(Or You Could Just Get Me Nandos or Kfc,I'd Love You Very much :3)
♥

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 10:54pm UTC

Facebook: Like for Pitbull
Facebook: Comment for Pitbull
Facebook: Share for Pitbull
Facebook: Ignore and the Grudge will visit you tonight
Me: Oh goodie! I'll go bake some cookies!

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Admit it, you'd rather eat the dough instead of the actual cookie.

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thesociallyawkwardone
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 12:43pm UTC

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies
are the reason i have trust issues!! >:/

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MaddieIsAwesome
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 6:05am UTC

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate
chip cookies are the main reason why I
have trust issues.

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鲁汉 ♡*
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 7:44pm UTC

ask me something? (:
dw its anoynamous so just go cray
I'll give you cookies if you cure my boredom >.<
http://ask.fm/cellietheboobear

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Alex;*
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Me: *eating Chips Ahoy*
Me: *looks at serving size*
Me: 2 cookies my a.ss

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AutumnEatsAlaska
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss me
It will drive me crazy, I promise.
Or maybe we could eat animal cookies and watch cartoons together. <3
Or you could give me animal cookies and leave.

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that_girl_you_know
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 12:58am UTC

I've never bought a roll of
cookie dough to make cookies.
^^truth

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KaitlinJ96
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Preheat oven to 350º
smoosh refrigerated cookie dough into the bottom of each well in a cupcake tray
place Reese cup upside down on top of cookie dough (or an Oreo)
top with prepared box brownie mix
fill each well 3/4 full
bake for 18 minutes
You are so welcome!

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clearlytruthful
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 12:53pm UTC

Who wants me to share my last 8 thinmint Girl Scout cookies with them?
to bad I just ate them

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