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KaitlinJ96

1. KaitlinJ96
   posted a quote
   July 21, 2013 11:20pm UTC
   Thank you hair, for finally cooperating into a sock bun.
   Too bad its 11 at night and i have nowhere to go.
   But thanks.
   
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2. KaitlinJ96
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   June 24, 2013 8:26pm UTC
   Anyone else think there should be a Witty Profiles app?
   
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3. KaitlinJ96
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   June 20, 2013 9:02pm UTC
   ✌ ❤ :)
   
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4. KaitlinJ96
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   June 20, 2013 8:55pm UTC
   You can't turn off feisty!
   
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5. KaitlinJ96
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   June 20, 2013 8:53pm UTC
   Don't Kanye me or I'll Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your Mother.
   
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6. KaitlinJ96
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   June 20, 2013 8:46pm UTC
   Girls fall in love with what they hear.
   Boys fall in love with what they see.
   That's why girls wear makeup and boys lie.
   -Wiz Khalifa
   
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7. KaitlinJ96
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   June 20, 2013 8:43pm UTC
   Whenever someone calls me ugly,
   I get super sad and give them a hug,
   becuase I know how tough it must be to be visually impaired.
   
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8. KaitlinJ96
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   June 17, 2013 7:34pm UTC
   Phone: **Battery low** message
   Me: OMG i have a friend who loves me and wants to engage in convorsation with mee?!
   *Checks Phone*
   Oh..
   
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9. KaitlinJ96
   posted a quote
   June 17, 2013 7:30pm UTC
   Teacher: Where were you?
   Me: *Points to friend who caused me to stay out of the classroom for an ungodly amount of time even though i reminded him repeatedly that i was going to get in trouble*
   
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10. KaitlinJ96
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    June 17, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    Can someone explain the comment points to me?
    I dont get it...
    
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11. KaitlinJ96
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    June 16, 2013 12:26am UTC
    One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
    •Bob Marley•
    
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12. KaitlinJ96
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    June 16, 2013 12:17am UTC
    If you ever feel alone and
    The glare makes me hard to find
    Just know that I'm always
    Parallel on the other side
    -Justin Timberlake
    
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13. KaitlinJ96
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    June 16, 2013 12:13am UTC
    When you point a finger
    there are 3 pointing back at you
    Point Wisely.
    
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14. KaitlinJ96
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    June 16, 2013 12:10am UTC
    Saturday spent watching movies.
    Woo.
    
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15. KaitlinJ96
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    May 23, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    Making up crazy nicknames for hot guys you know with your friends >>>
    The hot guy finding out his nickname <<<
    
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16. KaitlinJ96
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    May 23, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    If my jokes offend you....
    1) I'm sorry.
    2) It won't happen again.
    3) 1 and 2 are lies.
    4) You're a p.ssy
    
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17. KaitlinJ96
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    May 23, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    Dear middle finger,
    Thanks for always sticking up for me when necessary.
    <3
    
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18. KaitlinJ96
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    May 22, 2013 7:49pm UTC
    What if we spoke in rhymes or riddles?
    comment good ones :-D
    
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19. KaitlinJ96
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    May 22, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    Hey, summer 2013. It's nice to finally meet you.
    
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20. KaitlinJ96
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    May 22, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    That moment when the person you and
    your friends have a code name for finds
    out his and now knows all of your
    secrets and feelings about him.
    <3
    
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