Cookies Quotes

Halo Angel1*
posted a quote
October 19, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Make cookies, not war. Or just go to a supermarket. yup that's it.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 3:05pm UTC

i was in science today
and my teacher brought in cookies shaped and frosted like planets and I went up
to grab Uranus and this hottie comes up to me after and was like "awe! i wanted
Uranus!" and omfg.

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Victoria13
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Does anyone else only get fortune cookies to read the fortune, but not to eat the cookie?

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awesomeness...*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 9:45pm UTC

RAISEN COOKIES THAT
LOOK LIKE
CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
ARE THE MAIN REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

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lovenfun1226
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 6:47pm UTC

COOKIE CLICKER
MOST ADDICTIVE GAME EVER
START PLAYING IT
COMMENT ON MY PROFILE WHAT YOU THINK

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 7:58pm UTC

This is bad for me. I can't keep doing this. I can't pretend like I'm not destroying myself.
"I need to stop!"
I screamed
as I reached for another cookie.

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iambubbles
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 8:04pm UTC

1. take 2 chocolate chip cookies (or chocolate cookies etc.)
2. get nutella
3. take a knife and put nutella on one cookie
4. put marshmallow cream on one cookie
5. put peanut butter on a knife
6. put the cookies on both sides of the knife and slide the knife out of the cookies
7 eat.

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anime_lover
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 7:12pm UTC

Come to the dark side, we have cookies

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swagamuffintake2
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 11:08pm UTC

rasin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason why i have trust issues.

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iambubbles
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I really wish my cookies
would stop commiting suicide
in my milk
-_-

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iloveflowers26
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 11:13am UTC

I have cookie. i love cookie. But, WHERE IS THE MILK!!!!????

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 4:57pm UTC

What if your family bought you your favorite band member for Christmas and you just wake up on Christmas morning they're just chillin under the tree eating cookies?

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QuietlyLoud
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 9:31am UTC

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues...

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lovenfun1226
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 3:09am UTC

I love you so much that I would give you the last cookie
.....
Nope, I don't love you that much!!
CaptainPond11
*add me on tumblr if you have tumblr!!

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iambubbles
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Girl at school: You cut your hair! ermergerd!
Me: Yeah you want a cookie now?

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CheeseParliment
posted a quote
July 20, 2013 10:12am UTC

"Sometime's me think what is a friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with".
-Cookie Monster.

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Ashbear_xoxo
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 11:15pm UTC

mom: Honey! Why is there no more cookies left???
me: I dunno mom. *wipes away a crumb at my mouth*
mom:
me:
mom: Do you know who did?
me: * pauses, and starts to "cry"* Okay! I wasnt supposed to say anything, but it was Kevin! I tried to stop him but he refused to stop eating them!
mom: KEVIN!!
me: *walks away grinning, mumbles under my breathe.* "Acting class really pays off! Haha!"

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1DisSleepingWithSirens_
posted a quote
July 19, 2013 5:18pm UTC

grandma: DO YOU WANT A COOKIE
me: no thanks grandma
grandma: HERE'S YOUR COOKIE

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DorkyDakota
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 8:11pm UTC

Me: I'm going to kill you.
Person: Hehe, calm your jets there.
Person two: Why are you gonna kill her?
Me: SHE SLEPT WITH MY LONG LOST HUSBAND.
Person two: Who is your husband?
Me: *points at the counter*
Person two: What's wrong?
Me: *sees cookie crumbs and chocolate stains on person two's mouth*
Me: YOU ATE MY HUSBAND, I WILL EFFING KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!

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ParticipationAward*
posted a quote
July 16, 2013 3:40pm UTC

I love those people who when its hot out leave cookie dough on a pan by their car window then go shopping somewhere and when they come back they have fully baked cookies just sitting there. Like wow man way to take advantage of your life.

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