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swagamuffintake2

Status: laughing<3

Member Since: 18 Nov 2012 09:39pm

Last Seen: 26 Jan 2015 03:15pm

Location: Earth

Gender: F

user id: 339142

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Hey im Kell
I blow out the candles on May 23


(+)Taylor Swift/ One Direction/ Hunter Hayes/Perks of Being a Wallflower/TheNotebook/The Call/AWKWARD./gymnastics/ soccer/ basketball/ sailing/ surfing/ laughing/ hanging with friends/ the carnival/summer<3

(-)People chewing with their mouth open / the feeling of velvet-y type cloth/fishing for compliments/anybody who doesn't like to have a good time

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  1. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2015 7:55pm UTC
    sometimes it gets hard to see... so i have to turn the light on 

  2. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    *logs on to witty*
    me: uggg i haven't been on in like months
    *scrolls though quotes*
    me:wow, not a lot has changed
    me: urrrr i probably have soo many notifications. ill just get it over with
    *sighs and scrolls up*
    *doesn't see any new notifications *
    me: hmmmm, thats weird. it must be this stupid new i pad. its probably broken.
    *refreshes page*
    me: yup, no notifications . thanks guys. love you too. woww what a confidence booster.
    brother: kelly, who are you talking to? we are home alone.

  3. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    forever available,because forever alone sounds too negative.

  4. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 11:30pm UTC
    Mom; Kelly, your always on witty, you need to go outside and do something
    Me; yeah I was just about to go on a jog
    Mom; really
    Me; yeah
    Mom; are you sure
    Me; yeah mom
    Mom; ok
    Me; ok, bye
    *jogs to fridge*
    Me; mutch better

  5. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit

  6. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    Top ten reasons I procrastinate
    1.

  7. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    rasin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason why i have trust issues.

  8. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    If
    You
    fall
    i'll
    be
    there
    -floor

  9. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    Police officers on bicycles be like, “Hop in the basket, I’m taking you to the station.”

  10. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 9:51pm UTC
    There is something about going to water wizz that just isnt that romantic.

  11. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 11:37pm UTC
    (._.) (|:) (.-.) (:|) (._.)
    They see me rollin'.they hatin'.

  12. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 11:21pm UTC
    My mom puts up a sign;"raising teenagers is like nailing jello to the wall"
    Me;psh * nails jello box to the wall next to the sign*

  13. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    My mom says that I should get outside more often............psh,there's no WiFi outside.

  14. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    That moment when you catch him staring at you...
    When everything is just perfect

  15. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 1:53am UTC
    I'm falling........And I'm falling hard

  16. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    The story behind my username....
    Well I had an account in November 2012,but I forgot my password.I tried sending it to my email,but when I went to put it in,it wouldn't work.my name was swagamuffin.so,I took two and made a new account.

  17. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 12:53pm UTC
    The average human walks 900 miles in a year ,and drinks 22 gallons.
    that means that we get 41 miles per gallon.
    not bad humans.......Not bad

  18. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 11:14am UTC
    ~~~^~~\o/~~^~~~
    Shark attack!!!!!!!

  19. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 11:02am UTC
    To do list
    ·get a glass of water
    ·hold it over my head and be able to say that I can breathe under water.

  20. swagamuffintake2 swagamuffintake2
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    Dear every guy in the whole world,
    Sometimes you just need to kiss her.......

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