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AutumnEatsAlaska

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Member Since: 21 May 2013 05:28pm

Last Seen: 7 May 2014 10:13pm

Birthday: March 24

user id: 360776

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I'm Autumn and of course,I ate Alaska. I love food,cats,guys with beards and food.

Bam.

  1. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 6:36pm UTC
    I could be your summer,
    I could be your winter,
    I could make your
    little little little
    lip quiver.

  2. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 3:32pm UTC
    he texted me: "your adorable."
    i replied: "no, YOU'RE adorable."
    now he likes me
    all i did was point out his typo..

  3. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2014 1:15pm UTC
    What starts with "G" and ends with "ay"?
    It's Gerard Way.

  4. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2014 10:04am UTC
    If I push you down a wishing well,it's out of love.
    Remember it.

  5. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    Imagine Jurassic Park but with Scene kids. They're getting chased by Velociraptors and they stop running:
    "Guys, I think it's okay, he said 'Rawr,' I think he loves us." *Face gets f**king eaten*

  6. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2014 12:17pm UTC
    How to get a guy to like you:
    1.)Grab his waist.
    2.)Slowly slip your hands into his pockets. 3.)Steal wallet.
    4.)Rip off his hoodie.
    5.)Don't even talk to him,run away.
    Now you have another hoodie to put in your stolen hoodie collection and money . You're welcome .

  7. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 10:34am UTC
    I am that faded petal,crushed under your feet and she is that perfect rose,freshly cut.

  8. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 12:18am UTC
    I hate how everyone keeps telling me to stay warm. Like no thanks,I'm going to just stand outside in the snow.

  9. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 5:25pm UTC
    I hope I become attractive this year.

  10. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 7:33am UTC
    Girls ask me out more then guys do.

  11. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Mostly everybody is obsess getting into a relationship.
    Why can't we focus on important things like obsessing ove Chocolate fountains?

  12. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    I have one month to find a good group of friends and hang out with them after school.
    Honestly,I just want to stay home and eat everything and draw eyebrows on my animals

  13. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 7:41pm UTC
    People think I do on weekends is worshipping the devil but in reality,I'm building pillow forts with my dogs.

  14. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    My dad is drinking and headbanging to some music. Accidentally falls over the table and laugh like a 5 yer old, even though he has a bloody nose.

  15. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    Biology is silly,I already know what I'm made of.
    Candy and disappointment.

  16. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    Girls at my age are spending money on expensive clothing and having sleepovers.
    Then, there's me.Having pillow fights with my dogs and spending my money on Pepsi and potato chips.

  17. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 11:08am UTC
    Who needs a relationship whenever you have pizza calling your name?

  18. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 9:27pm UTC
    I've know this boy since we were in 2nd grade.
    We're both 15 now and closer as ever.
    He pasted me a note the other day saying.
    "I've wanted you to be my girlfriend for three years.I really like you much,too bad these guys are d!cks to you.*
    I've cried because all these years,I thought he hated me. <3

  19. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Reasons to be my friend:
    1.) I'll bake you food till you say "I'll be your friend."

  20. AutumnEatsAlaska AutumnEatsAlaska
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    things you don’t point out about people:
    acne cuts
    Scars body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
    fat rolls/curves how much/how little they’re eating
    how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
    How fat they are.
    If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
    If they sweat a lot
    don’t do it
    don’t

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