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1. imonlyhuman*
   posted a quote
   January 26, 2013 8:20pm UTC
   Raisin cookies that
   look like chocolate
   chip cookies are
   the main reason I
   have trust issues.
   
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2. peacegirl270
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2013 11:15pm UTC
   That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
   
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3. Iwannacookie2304
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2013 2:20pm UTC
   Friend: C'mon, do it
   Me: No
   Friend: Please
   Me: No
   Friend: Will you do it for a
   cookie?
   Me: Why didn't you say that 5
   minutes ago!
   f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
   
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4. Leonidas32123
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2013 6:32pm UTC
   Hi. I'm 18 yrs old
   and I still expect my mum
   to bring me back something
   when she goes Grocery Shopping.
   Cookies?
   Chips?
   Gum?
   Doesn't matter.
   Bring me back something mum.
   Just Bring me back something.
   
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5. 2boxenofdonuts
   posted a quote
   February 2, 2013 3:00pm UTC
   *makes cookies*
   OOh! Can I have a cookie?
   *sighs* sure...
   Thanks! *eats whole batch*
   
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6. MoonAngel
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2013 9:59am UTC
   I miss you.
   
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7. daisybug2000
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2013 11:59pm UTC
   Raisin cookies
   That look like
   Chocolate chip cookies
   Are the main reason
   I have trust issues
   
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8. AutumnEatsAlaska
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2013 5:30pm UTC
   Before you kiss me
   -Grab my waist
   -Pull me closer to your body
   -Look into my eyes
   -Look at my lips while biting your lip
   -Look back into my eyes again
   -Grab my face gently
   -Then slowly lean in & kiss me
   It will drive me crazy, I promise.
   Or maybe we could eat animal cookies and watch cartoons together. <3
   Or you could give me animal cookies and leave.
   
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9. anime_lover
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2013 7:12pm UTC
   Come to the dark side, we have cookies
   
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10. Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    Make cookies, not war. Or just go to a supermarket. yup that's it.
    
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11. Soaring_On_Owls_Wings
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    IM MAKING COOKIES YUMMY
    
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12. AEleanore
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2013 11:25pm UTC
    i DO have a balanced diet!
    i have a cookie in each hand
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
13. BuryMeInBlack
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2013 9:11am UTC
    No one cares, they are just pretending.
    
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14. charlottejoo
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 7:08am UTC
    Raisin's are the reason I have trust issues.
    
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15. MarsMellow
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 2:22pm UTC
    Raisin cookies
    That look like Chocolate cookies
    Are the main reason I have trust issues.
    
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16. Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 3:17am UTC
    A friend gives you a cookie
    A best friend gives you the whole jar.
    ^-^
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
17. that_girl_you_know
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 12:58am UTC
    I've never bought a roll of
    cookie dough to make cookies.
    ^^truth
    
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18. Alex;*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Me: *eating Chips Ahoy*
    Me: *looks at serving size*
    Me: 2 cookies my a.ss
    
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19. Leonidas32123
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    Why share GOSSIP and RUMORS
    When there are
    more important things waiting to be shared like:
    Cookies and Skittles and Nutella.
    
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20. myanichols01
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 11:59am UTC
    rasian cookies are the reason I have trust issues...
    
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