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I'm only 5 foot, so my mom puts the girl scout cookies all the way up on the top shelf so I don't cheat on my diet...


Well played mommy, well played.

 

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I'm only 5 foot, so my mom puts the girl scout cookies all

10 faves · Mar 20, 2013 6:01pm

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