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Member Since: 21 Mar 2013 08:09am

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My name is Phoebe -- honestly don't know what my parents were thinking. My world hasn't exactly been perfect, but I know it could be worse. I'm English, born and bred, but moved to the USA when I was nine. After a few years, I moved to China. I only joined today, March 21st 2013, but I've been an avid Witty user for two to three years. Will update profile later; make it more interesting and all those goodies. :3

Forever_Wallflower
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March 22, 2013 5:12am UTC

Have you noticed how parents can go from being the most
wonderful people in the world to totally embarrassing in just 3 seconds?

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Forever_Wallflower
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March 22, 2013 5:05am UTC

is it just me or am I the only one who doesn't remember the getting fat period
and suddenly its like BOOM.

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Forever_Wallflower
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 4:57am UTC

There tends to be a massive difference
between how I think I look and how I really look.

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Forever_Wallflower
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March 22, 2013 4:50am UTC

Me: *sighs* so much time and so little... i need to do.
Mom: and you wonder why I call you lazy.

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Forever_Wallflower
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March 22, 2013 4:42am UTC

Jon: What am I gonna do with you?
Garfield: Love me, feed me, never leave me.

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Forever_Wallflower
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March 22, 2013 4:37am UTC

Exercise is a dirty word.
every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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Forever_Wallflower
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March 21, 2013 7:52pm UTC

Inside me there is a skinny person struggling to get out,
but I can usually sedate her with four or five cupcakes.

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Forever_Wallflower
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC

I'm in shape.
like round is a shape, is it not

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Forever_Wallflower
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March 21, 2013 7:48pm UTC

You know it's time to diet,
When you push away from the table and it moves.

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Forever_Wallflower
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 10:45am UTC

S o m e t i m e s
e v e n m i r a c l e s t a k e a l i t t l e t i m e.

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Forever_Wallflower
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:37am UTC

Girl: My tan is so real.
Me:
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Me: Yeah, and I'm an athlete.

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