Contest_lame_pun Quotes

Bec*
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October 5, 2013 4:40am UTC

When chemists die, they barium.

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kelly*
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October 5, 2013 12:49am UTC

Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?
Because he got tired of the hole thing.

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dreameronthemoon
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October 4, 2013 10:38pm UTC

So there were three soldiers in the wood with one officer.
One soldier was black, one soldier was white, and the other was asian.
The officer told the black soldier, "Go get wood."
The officer told the white soldier, "Go find food."
The officer told the asian solder, "Go get supplies."
The three officers did as told and in about an hour,
the black and white soldier came back with what they were ordered to bring...
But the asian soldier was no where to be seen.
Suddenly, there was a rustle in the bush and as they neared the bush...
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The asian jumped out of the bushes yelling,
"Supplies!!"

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kristabff
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October 4, 2013 10:20pm UTC

Haha, so how did you
like my little pun in my last quote there? It was quote stupundous, wasn't it?

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kristabff
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October 4, 2013 10:03pm UTC

When i saw the new
'contest lame pun' thing my face brightened up so much it was like someone turned a lamepun

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soccer2323
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October 4, 2013 9:57pm UTC

What does the cow ride to work?
His MOOtercycle.

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XxsilentxforeverxX *
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October 4, 2013 9:48pm UTC

I was reading the book of Numbers....
Then I realized, I didn't have yours.

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sapphireflames*
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October 4, 2013 8:06pm UTC

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I really wanted a camouflage shirt,
but I couldn't find one.
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cookiedoughformats

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elephants_are_cool*
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October 4, 2013 7:55pm UTC

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 4, 2013 7:16pm UTC

Can a match box?
No, but a tin can.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 4, 2013 7:13pm UTC

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?
A buck an ear.

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BlackButterflies
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October 4, 2013 6:39pm UTC

and here we have my english teacher's favourite pun
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

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