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Heartless17*
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October 7, 2013 3:32am UTC

Hey!
I just met you!
And this is crazzzyyy!!
But I'm a Dingo!
And I ate your baby!

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lizardgirl14
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October 6, 2013 11:49pm UTC

What's brown and sticky?
A stick.

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beautiful❥*
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October 6, 2013 7:20pm UTC

I had a fear of hurdles
I got over it

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Bec*
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October 6, 2013 4:16am UTC

Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.

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ChocoTaco
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October 5, 2013 8:28pm UTC

Why wasn't the boy allowed to watch the pirate movie?
It was rated arrrrr.

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Marian*
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October 5, 2013 7:27pm UTC

stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

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savannah*
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October 5, 2013 7:23pm UTC

What does the clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.

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emilygm*
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October 5, 2013 6:59pm UTC

What do you call it when you put a salt shaker next to a knife?
A salt with a deadly weapon.

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emilygm*
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October 5, 2013 6:57pm UTC

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

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cloverchild
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October 5, 2013 6:02pm UTC

Jesus: Need an ark? I Noah guy.

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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October 5, 2013 4:03pm UTC

Brianna: I named mine Augustus, Ceasar, and Leigh
Me: Haha I feel like something you'd do.
Brianna: Yup, I was thinking about it just being D1, D2, D3.
Brianna: So I could train my D, and it would get stronger,
Brianna: But then I figured I should... you know... try.
Me: Oh my dear God Brianna.
Brianna: Never repeat this to anyone, my ducks might get angry.
Brianna: I don't want them to rebel, 'cause that would freakin suck.
Me: ... I don't want D1, D2 and D3 angry with me.
Me: ... I don't want the D.
Brianna: No I want the D. But the D will get angry at me.
Brianna: You know how they are... they're sensetive.
Me: Oh so sensitive.
Brianna: Oh my God.
Brianna: I'm done.
All we were talking about was Ducklife.
If you've never played Ducklife you've never lived.
Just gotta live that Ducklife #DuckLYYYFE

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lovefree15
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October 5, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Don't go bacon my heart
I couldn't if I fried

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CookieMonster09*
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October 5, 2013 2:00pm UTC

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It's okay, he woke up.

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cheriish
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October 5, 2013 1:18pm UTC

All I Can Say Is
LAME

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Acable97
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October 5, 2013 11:25am UTC

here are twelve steps to avoid elevators

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Primadonna*
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October 5, 2013 10:30am UTC

Smosh
@Smosh
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@amandabynes IF YOU RECORDED SHORT VIDEOS FOR TWITTER WOULD YOU CALL THEM AMANDA VINES?
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