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hallo1234

Status: You are beautiful.

Member Since: 27 Feb 2011 07:58am

Last Seen: 5 Jun 2014 11:35am

Gender: F

user id: 155565

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  1. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    We seriously need a witty land
    or something

  2. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 4:45pm UTC
    Am I the only one who thinks good grammar is attractive?

  3. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 4:33pm UTC
    Absolutely no one can text faster than a pi//ed off woman

  4. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 2:21pm UTC
    Hey guys,
    I have a Tumblr since like November but I wasn't that active then, but I am now :-)
    So, if you want, please check it out it would make my day, really.
    > atelophobiex.tumblr.com
    And it would be nice if you could also send me your tumblr links cause I need someone to follow

  5. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

  6. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    I consider myself a crayon
    I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture

  7. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    They say that love is more important than money
    but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

  8. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 1:10pm UTC
    I never understood how you can't see your beauty.

  9. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    I asked God for a bike, but I know it doesn't work that way.
    So I stole one and asked for forgiveness.

  10. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 12:50pm UTC
    lf I can't have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge?

  11. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 12:46pm UTC
    My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of m&m's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

  12. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 10:28am UTC
    When I first saw you...
    I didn't know I was going to hate you so much.

  13. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 10:24am UTC
    Love
    • to trust each other without controlling
    • to miss without getting jealous
    • to be honest without hurting each other
    • to take things slow without being impatient
    • to be able to fall safely without hurting yourself
    • to discover each other without losing yourself
    • to be close without crushing each other
    • to love without owning each other

  14. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 11:00am UTC
    She *moaning*: Babe, I'm coming!
    He: Me too.
    Kid in room next door: I want to come too.
    Grandpa: Where the hell are yall goin' at this time?

  15. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 10:47am UTC
    Damn Autocorrect.
    My ex wanted to text : I still love you please come back!
    Instead she wrote : Stop stalking me you psychopath!

  16. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 10:42am UTC
    All you really need is good food and wifi.

  17. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    Remeber only dad can judge you
    forget the haters
    cause somebody loves you

  18. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 11:57am UTC
    Kristen : Omg, Imagine Zombies were real, I'd be so scared!
    Tim : Zombies eat brains. That means you're safe.
    Kristen : I don't get it ...
    Tim : I know, I know.

  19. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 11:41am UTC
    That moment when you smile at old people
    because you wanna show them you're nothing like the other teenagers.

  20. hallo1234 hallo1234
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 11:32am UTC
    My parents are like clouds.
    When they're gone the day can only get better.

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