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Best Calm Quotes This Year

  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    The ocean is a beautiful thing
    it can be calm and gentle
    soothing your worries
    erasing your fears.
    And then,
    when you're least expecting it,
    it can turn wild and raging,
    pulling you under,
    leaving you without air.
    The ocean is a beautiful thing.
    Kind of like you.

  2. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    Be the Light
    in the Dark,
    Be the Calm
    in the Storm,
    and be at Peace
    while at War.

  3. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 6:37pm UTC
    When life knocks you down...
    Calmly get back up, smile and very politely say,
    "You hit like a b*tch."

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

  5. noseogefil noseogefil
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2013 4:36pm UTC
    how I think I would react in an emergency: Stay calm. Knock out bad guy with wicked ninja skills. Call 911.
    how I would actually react in an emergency: *curls into fetal position* OMG OMG OMG I'M GONNA DIE OMG

  6. guptanikhil088 guptanikhil088
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 10:48pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    Run around in circles screaming

  7. SalemSoto SalemSoto
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 7:14pm UTC
    Telling a girl to calm down is like
    trying to baptize a cat.

  8. Rue21Glam Rue21Glam
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 1:25pm UTC

    Keep Calm
    And
    Be A Directioner
    (Wait...Directionrs don't do 'Calm')

  9. ChelliePurple ChelliePurple
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    they be like "delete my number"
    i be like....

    KEEP
    CALM
    IT WAS NEVER
    SAVED

  10. Dudu* Dudu*
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2013 10:05pm UTC

    I love that moment.
    When you’re on a long car ride, or listening to music, or reading. And you completely zone out. You forget your troubles, and everyone around you. You’re focused on that one thing, and that one thing only. You’re content, and everything seems peaceful.

  11. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    How do you just stay calm about bands

  12. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 12:28pm UTC

    CHANGE
    WORDS
    AND
    BE
    HILARIOUS

  13. thatswutshesaid thatswutshesaid
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 7:17pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    KEEP SMILING

  14. Raynniee Raynniee
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    Starbucks
    acts like they're so fancy.
    You sell hot black water and muffins.
    Calm down.

  15. snowinseptember* snowinseptember*
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2014 1:23pm UTC
    i may look calm,
    but in my head i've
    killed you over a
    million times
    StoryQouteLover

  16. ribcaged ribcaged
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 12:01am UTC
    sometimes we all need to stop and close our eyes
    for a bit. inhale and exhale. realize how exhausted
    we are and slow our heartbeats down to a calm,
    beating cadence. remove the stress that anchors us
    down physically and mentally. crack our knuckles
    and let out a deep, full sigh that has been held in
    our lungs for way too long. just relax, you know?

  17. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2015 2:50am UTC
    “ Perhaps I seem easygoing to some, but inside I’m really just a person trying to escape a burning building. ”
    ( Brian Alan Ellis )
    Amenah's format

  18. Picturesque Wonderland.* Picturesque Wonderland.*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    Just for the record,
    the weather today is
    calm and sunny, but
    the air is full of
    bullsh.t.

  19. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 10:51pm UTC

    KEEP
    Calm and love jack and finn

  20. underestimated underestimated
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 2:37pm UTC
    my friend: heres a fun prank idea. change all of the songs on someones ipod to the kidz bop version
    me: all right calm down Satan!

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