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1. thatswutshesaid
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2014 7:28pm UTC
   it shouldn't even be called "witty profiles" anymore,
   it should be called "find something funny on tumblr and post it on here and pretend like you made it up"
   
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2. thatswutshesaid
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   February 27, 2014 7:22pm UTC
   girls my age: I love going to parties and spending time with my friends and playing sports and i love my boyfriend soo much especially when he buys me flowers and i'm so popular and pretty and everyone likes me i love my body hair and face
   me: lol i love food
   
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3. thatswutshesaid
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   November 5, 2013 6:45pm UTC
   reasons to date me:
   1. no one will try to steal me from you
   2. i'm funny sometimes
   i cant think of anything else.
   
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4. thatswutshesaid
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   May 5, 2013 8:04am UTC
   i love food, but I hate that i can never eat without that urge in the back of my mind to throw it up.
   
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5. thatswutshesaid
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   May 3, 2013 4:06pm UTC
   Darling, Open your eyes.You are not made up of those words that hurt you. Or that number on the scale. Or the expecations that you feel you will never meet.You are made up of nothing more then you.Simply, beautifully, wonderfully, uniquely you.You are a lovely and complex soul. An individually fascinating combination ofthoughts, ideas, feelings, emotions.No other is as beautiful as you. Look past the mirror.Look at your soul.Only then will you see yourself as you truly are. Beautiful.So smile! And don't forget to love yourself
   
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6. thatswutshesaid
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   May 3, 2013 3:28pm UTC
   The reason girls go after as$holes is because they were taught ever since they were little that if a guy is mean to you that means he likes you.
   
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7. thatswutshesaid
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   May 1, 2013 6:01pm UTC
   omg can we please just build a giant school and the students will be just us wittians and there will be no judging and no bullying and everyone will be there for eachother and just have one class where we all can just vent and listen to eachother please thats perfect
   
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8. thatswutshesaid
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   April 30, 2013 9:09pm UTC
   you're not ugly.
   society is.
   
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9. thatswutshesaid
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   April 30, 2013 8:40pm UTC
   me: mom can i
   mom: no
   me: you didnt even hear my question yet
   mom: okay, ask your question
   me: mom can i
   mom: no
   me:
   mom:
   me:
   mom:
   me: i'm doing it anyway
   
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10. thatswutshesaid
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    April 30, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    I have this thing where I can give other people advice when they need it, but I suck at taking my own advice.
    
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11. thatswutshesaid
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    April 30, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    No matter how bad you hurt me, I'll never be over you.
    I compare you to every guy and nobody is you. It's really hard because I hate you
    but love you so much at the same time. Maybe I don't hate you, maybe I just hate
    the things that you did. It's hard to explain.
    
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12. thatswutshesaid
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    April 30, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    lol does anyone even know how to be original or come up with their own quotes or what i mean all the quotes i ever see any more are all from tumblr like why are you even here
    
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13. thatswutshesaid
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    April 29, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    Kim Jong-Un: I will destroy the united states!
    george w. bush: lol too late
    
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14. thatswutshesaid
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    April 29, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    walk up in my school like whaddup i wanna hit all of you in the face with a rake
    
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15. thatswutshesaid
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    April 29, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    I need you all to do one little thing for me.
    you really are beautiful.
    It may be hard, but please do it. Go look in the mirror after you finish reading this quote. Look in the mirror and say "I am beautiful." Then, proceed to count down from 10 and for each number you say, pick out one thing that you like about yourself.
    Don't leave the mirror until you can find 10 things, and try to not say the same thing twice. It may be hard, but just try. Because I can assure you that you are beautiful. Even if you think that you can't find 10 things, they really are there. I promise. Just look a little bit harder.
    
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16. thatswutshesaid
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    April 29, 2013 6:35pm UTC
    fave this if you've ever
    googled yourself and don't lie
    
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17. thatswutshesaid
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    April 29, 2013 6:23pm UTC
    ☒ single
    ☒ taken
    ☑ will die alone with 72 cats
    
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18. thatswutshesaid
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    April 29, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    "hey mom, can I..."
    . no
    
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19. thatswutshesaid
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    April 29, 2013 5:38pm UTC
    boy: wanna be my girlfrien?
    girl: you mean girlfriend?
    girl: you forgot the "d"
    boy: don't worry about the "d" baby
    boy: you'll get that later ;)
    
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20. thatswutshesaid
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    April 29, 2013 3:03pm UTC
    i wonder what its like to wake up and love everything about yourself and to weigh yourself see the number and not want to puke and be happy because you have a body guys will like and you have a thigh gap and hip bones and you actually like what you look like you dont hate everything about your body from your smile to your thighs and to be confident and feel sexy
    
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