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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 6:08pm UTC

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 5:26pm UTC

S t a y s t r o n g.
When you fall down, get back up.
Don't listen to them, you're perfect.
The way you are.

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 3:58pm UTC

Sometimes I feel bad for Squidward.
He needs love, too! .-.

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Mom: Why do you put the pound/number sign (#) in front of a bunch of random words? I checked all your activity on social networking websites and you put that symbol everywhere! A n-
Me: It's a hashtag, mom! Everyone knows what a hashtag is! At least everyone from my generation! And what were you doing looking at my internet life? .-.
*Goes to school the next day and is in a conversation with best friend.*
Me: "Oh you know, my mom doesn't know what a hashtag is! She thinks that it's just that pound sign or whatever on the keypad of phones."
Best Friend: "What's a hashtag?"
based off a true story.

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 2:19pm UTC

The Food Cycle 4 girlz
*eats a burger, king fries, and triple scoop ice cream, then drinks 2 cans of coke*
"I swear, I'm going to start going on a diet tomorrow."
The next day...
*eats a pizza and half of a family sized chips bag*
"Tomorrow, for sure. I need to look good in front of my boyfriend."
Repeat from top.
The Food Cycle for guys
*watches girl food cycle*
*laughs*
*wonders how girls do it and calls girlfriend*
*girlfriend laughs and tells him she's too fat and to get advice from someone else*
*calls other girlfriend*
*other girlfriend asks if he's cheating on her and explains that the first girlfriend is at her house*
*hangs up quickly, raids the fridge, and runs away without being seen*
Repeat from top.
This is why I'm single and don't worry about how much I eat.

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:48pm UTC

peace. love. happiness. :)
live and love life.

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 1:20am UTC

Life is like a piece of paper.
It is made crisp, white, and fresh.
Then it is written on, darkened a whole lot. Each
stroke of a pencil stabs it.
Mistakes are written on it, but then are erased.
Even after erasing, though, a blotchy mark is still
there.
Afterwards, it is wrinkled and r ip pe d, crumpled
and t o rn, and then thrown in the trash.
The lucky ones are recycled and remade again...

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 7:29pm UTC

I feel like I'm the only one on Witty with no cats.

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 2:14am UTC

ADMIT IT!
You have embarrassing photos in your
Photo Booth album and are scared of opening
the app in front of other people.

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 1:54am UTC

Girl: Ew! My shoe got a drop of mud on it!
Me: *in an imitating high pitched voice* Ew! My shoe got a drop of mud on it!
Girl: I will kill you in a s l o w and painful death by cutting you in small increments so you bleed to death.
Me: Oh, so you don't think the gore is gross?
Girl: *thinks for a while, starts to speak, flips hair and walks away*
#truestory

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 3:50am UTC

Adding JK after an insult does
not
change anything.

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:01am UTC

Fundraising money:
Hey there! How are you today? I am fundraising for a charity called Save the Childrens' Lives and I was wondering if you could donate some money to this cause? Any amount is okay, even a penny helps! The babies need us!
Getting money:
Hand it over, kid. Or else your dog gets it.

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 7:18am UTC

Mother: Hurry up with cutting the tomatoes! You're taking forever.
Me: I do quality over quantity. I chop them neatly.
*Mother gives the death stare.*

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 10:48pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND
Run around in circles screaming

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 10:39pm UTC

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
~The Divine Buddha

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 7:18pm UTC

I'm so cute that puppies are jealous. :3

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 6:27am UTC

Phileas Fogg might've been able to go around the world in 80 days, but Dora can go around the world within 20-30 minutes.

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 5:19am UTC

Someone cutting up a CHICKEN...
Vegetarian: EW! :( So cruel. Why would someone do such a thing?
Non-Vegetarian: Huh? It's just a chicken. Toughen up, I mean seriously! A real person eats meat. We naturally are meat-eaters. Also, you're made of it!
Vegetarian: The chicken had a life too...
Non-Vegetarian: It doesn't matter.
Someone cutting up a DOG...
Vegetarian: EW! :( So cruel. Why would someone do such a thing?
Non-Vegetarian: What!? Why would someone cut up a fluffy puppy? I'm seriously going to teach that guy a lesson...
Vegetarian: The same way he cut up a chicken. They both have a life, none is more important than the other.
Non-Vegetarian: But...
See the difference? Next time, don't make fun of a vegetarian. We have our own beliefs, and you have your own. If you are non-vegetarian, and made fun of a vegetarian, please consider saying sorry. I know how it feels. This isn't directed towards all non-vegetarians, but some that don't understand. I hope you understand. :)

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 11:24pm UTC

When you play Fruit Ninja and slice the pomegranate with all your fingers.

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guptanikhil088
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 7:34am UTC

"You must be the change you
wish to see in the world."
~Mahatma Gandhi

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