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Best California Quotes This Month

  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    People from California: I'm so bored.
    Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA. GO MEET A MOVIE STAR.
    Other people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND.
    Other people: GO BE IN A MOVIE.
    People from California: ....
    People from New York: I'm so bored.
    Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK. GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
    Other people: SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
    Other people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE.
    People from New York: ....
    People from Europe: I'm so bored.
    Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE. GO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER.
    Other people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN.
    Other people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST.
    People from Europe: ....
    People from Australia: I'm so bored.
    Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. GO CUDDLE WITH A KOALA.
    Other people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING.
    Other people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES.
    People from Australia: ....

  2. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 9:03pm UTC
    i want the world
    IN MY HANDS, I HATE THE BEACH, BUT I
    STAND, IN CALIFORNIA WITH MY TOES IN
    the sand, use the sleeves of my sweater, lets have
    an adventure. ♥

  3. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 12:27pm UTC
    good vibes only.

  4. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 1:00am UTC
    me: sees all the quotes about fall/sweater weather
    me: im sure these would be totally relatable if it wasnt 80+ degrees year-round in southern california are season even real

  5. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 9:04pm UTC
    Most people living on the coast of California: Lives at the beach, goes outside, window shops with friends, lives the summer life.
    Me living on the coast of California: hisses at sunlight and stays safely inside on the internet.

  6. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    good vibes
    DON't die.

  7. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 3:55pm UTC
    I think that I've fallen in love with someone who's moving to the other side of the country in only 2 months...

  8. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    50 state stereotypes:
    Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.
    Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
    Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
    Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
    California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
    Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
    Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
    Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
    Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
    Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
    Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
    Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
    Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
    Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
    Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
    Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
    Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
    Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
    Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye?
    Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
    Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
    Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
    Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
    Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
    Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
    Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
    Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
    Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
    New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
    New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
    New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
    New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
    North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
    North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
    Ohio: People care about us at election time.
    Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
    Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians.
    Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
    Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
    South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
    South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
    Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
    Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
    Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
    Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
    Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
    Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
    West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
    Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
    Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.
    (my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)

  9. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 1:18am UTC
    Aided by an Angel
    Chapter Fourteen;Part One
    Miracle's POV:
    - Three Days Later ; Los Angeles, CA -
    The drive to California is roughly fourty-five hours from Jersey, not including sleeping, eating, and other necessary stops along the way. I did not dare to drive; we wanted to arrive there within the year, remember? I'd get us lost inside of a paperbag if given the chance. I didn't want Parker to get tired though, so we stopped often.
    Not once did we spend a dime on a hotel room until we got into the city today. Why pay money for a nasty hotel room when the truck is heated? But since we didn't know how long we'd be here for. This year's season was a little different than what it usually was; all new judges were being picked and there was a lot of controversey on the matter. It also turned out, in our favor, that the final audtions were being held in L.A. this year. It was only Thursday and the auditions didn't start until Monday morning at nine a.m., meaning we should probably camp out over night by the studio. Great.
    "Here we are," I stopped behind Paker as he slid the door key into it's correct slot. "Home sweet, home?" We heard a click and then wiggled the door handle open.
    "Yeah, right." My luggage trailed behind me as I walked close to Parker. If my hands weren't both occupided, I probably would've held his hand. "Ooh, sofa." Simultaneously, we dropped our heavy things and darted off to the plush cushions calling our names from across the room.
    "Oh my gosh, this feels amazing!" As his head rolled back, neck cracking slightly, he drew out the syllables in his words. I saw the trip weighing in his eyes and making his facial expressions droop on his cheekbones.
    "Hey, why don't you go take a shower and then head off to bed, okay?" It was only one o'clock, but he really looked like he needed a full day of rest. I ran my fingers through his brown locks, letting them trail down to his cheek. My palm connected with his skin, giving him a wake-up smack and encouraging him to get going.
    "Yeah, you're right. I should," He stood up and stretched right in front of me; my eye level landing right at the band of his boxers that were now showing as his arms reached above his head. Oh my. Breathe. "See you in the morning, Mir."
    "Goodnight, Styles." I watched him exit the living room and listened for the water to begin running. Once it did, I tried to figure out what I was going to do for the rest of the night. I sat, legs crossed, on the sofa playing with Momma's dog tag that hung around my neck. I knew it was wrong to have taken it from her; it had no right being mine, anyway, since Niall wasn't my father and he's the one who had given it to her. But either way, I had it now and I somehow felt connected to Momma and Aaron back home. I was starting to get home sick and I had only been here for a few hours.
    I didn't just miss my family, though. I missed Zac and the girls too. God only knew how long I'd have with Darcy and Autumn before they went their seperate ways on their seperate paths and I left without saying goodbye. Some friend I am. And I felt even worse about Zac; he found out in a text message that I was leaving.
    'Well when r u coming back? -Zac xx'

  10. sarbearthecarebear sarbearthecarebear
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 9:32pm UTC
    20 facts about me
    1. My birthday is on February 11th.
    2. The first movie I ever saw was Jaws, but not the whole thing.
    3. My favorite movie is Spring Breakers.
    4. I wasn't a fan of Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran until I saw them in concert on the Red Tour.
    5. When I was two, I went to six flags with my family and had attachment problems with my popcorn-I held onto it the whole day and wouldn't let go of it.
    6. I just auditioned for the Xfactor.
    7. I was in a commercial when I was little for a ballet/arts&crafts center for toddlers.
    8. I've pretended I was British multiple times to strangers.
    9. I've written many unfinished stories on Google Docs for fun.
    10. I have an older brother who is a nineteen year old pilot.
    11. I was in the play Alice In Wonderland.
    12. I'm a believer of many things.
    13. I have two piercings on my right ear, and one piercing on my left.
    14. I love carnivals and amusement parks.
    15. I have an Instagram, and it's sarabear_emily
    16. Apparently I have a Californian accent.
    17. I like wearing bows and flower wreaths.
    18. When I was younger and would go to restaurants with my cousins, we would spy on strangers.
    19. My top two favorite vacation places I go to are California and Cape Cod.
    20. I mistake Stew Leonard's for Elmer's Glue.
    I'll do more facts another day.

  11. ItsDestiiiny ItsDestiiiny
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    It's the edge of the world and all of western civilization.
    T h e s u n m a y r i s e i n t h e e a s t
    at least it settles in a final location.
    I t ' s u n d e r s t o o d t h a t H o l l y w o o d s e l l s
    CALIFORNICATION;

  12. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 12:53am UTC
    format by ethanol
    Driving down the 101, California here we come, right back where we started from ❂

  13. hayhayy915 hayhayy915
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    And now gay people can get married in California too

  14. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 1:03pm UTC
    I'm still alive I've just been in Cali I havent left please don't unfollow me

  15. Petyr Baelish* Petyr Baelish*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    30 day challenge
    1. 15 facts about you
    2. Initials of the person you love
    3. Your closest friends
    4. The thing you most fear
    5. The saddest moment in your life
    6. Favorite sport
    7. Favorite song
    8. Your deepest secret
    9. First impression of the guy you like now
    10. Last time you cried
    11. Thing closest to your heart
    12. When you hear this song you cry
    13. Place you wanna visit badly
    14. Favorite book
    15. Favorite animal
    16. Favorite show
    17. Last time someone hurt you
    18. The story behind your life
    19. Person who scares you the most
    20. Last major injury
    21. Favorite youtube video
    22. Phone type
    23. Biggest confession
    24. Last break up
    25. Last heart break
    26. The day you regret the most
    27. First friend
    28. Favorite drink
    29. A letter to someone in your family
    30. A letter to a friend
    day thirteen-
    Jack Whitehall's house.
    or California.
    :D

  16. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2018 10:01am UTC
    I'm a dandylion,
    you're a four leaf clover

  17. SANDD* SANDD*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 10:41am UTC
    Standing on the hill in the mountain of dreams, telling myself it's not as hard, hard, hard as it seems.
    -Going to California by Led Zeppelin

  18. lolatyourface lolatyourface
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 7:38pm UTC
    [opens pizza box]
    *in snoop dog voice* greetings loved ones

  19. AwesomeUsername AwesomeUsername
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    omg there is a salon called the "Ooooh girl who did your hair salon" in san diego california oh my gosh i am crying
    if you don't believe me just
    http://www.vh1.com/celebrity/bwe/images/2010/12/Oh-Girl-Who-Did-Your-Hair-Salon-01.jpg

  20. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2018 10:08am UTC
    Let the music seal your fate, yeah
    You can run, but life won't wait, yeah

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