Birthdays Quotes

scrappy
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February 15, 2020 6:21pm UTC

i hate my birthday. its always the day i feel like the biggest burden.

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DuckRepairer
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October 21, 2014 8:04am UTC

Fun Fact: Today's my birthday.
*fishing for attention*

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bettyann123
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June 27, 2014 11:08am UTC

Happy Birthday to Me!!

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Yasmineisthebest
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March 10, 2014 8:17pm UTC

Birthdays are good for your health
Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.

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Lissa Snape*
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February 24, 2014 10:15am UTC

It was my birthday yesterday and all anyone did was yell at me i cut I CUT on my own dang birthday whats that say huh? you proud of me now parents? Huh? Well are you? Oh no, right i forgot you never are.

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*nerium*
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January 17, 2014 4:16pm UTC

please do not break my heart.
i think its had enough pain
to last the rest of my life.

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emmahood31
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January 13, 2014 7:31pm UTC

That awkward second look on you birthday back into the bag to make sure they didn't get you anything else.

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mockingjay1
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January 5, 2014 3:45pm UTC

My January is PACKED!!!
I had my friend&'s birthday,
Norman Reedus' birthday,
Sherlock season 3,
This thing I saw on tumblr
where you draw locks
on yourself
to support people,
and my 2nd fav
YouTuber's birthday.
SO MUCH STUFF

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Skimrande
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December 10, 2013 5:36pm UTC

If you ever feel like your relatives give you weird presents just know that for my sixteenth birthday my grandma got me a card that said "sixty can be sexy" and for my seventeenth birthday she got me a box of brownie mix and two rolls of Scotch tape.

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Vanessa15*
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November 9, 2013 4:01am UTC

Person: So what do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I've ever wanted*

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SmileyFacesAreAmazing
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November 7, 2013 3:21pm UTC

“What they don't understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you're eleven, you're also ten, and nine, and eight, and seven, and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one. And when you wake up on your eleventh birthday you expect to feel eleven but you don't. You open your eyes and everything's just like yesterday only it's today. And you don't feel eleven at all. You still feel like you're ten. And you are -- underneath the year that makes you eleven.
Like some days you might say something stupid, and that's the part of you that's still ten. Or maybe some days you need to sit on your mama's lap because you're scared, and that's the part of you that's five. And maybe one day when you're all grown up maybe you will need to cry like you're three, and that's okay. That's what I tell Mama when she's sad and needs to cry. Maybe she's feeling three.
Because the way you grow old is kind of like an onion or like the rings inside a tree trunk or like my little wooden dolls that fit one inside the other, each year inside the next one. That's how being eleven years old is.
— Sandra Cisneros

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SomeoneShouldSayIt
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October 6, 2013 10:44pm UTC

My best friend of almost 10 years texted me today asking if i was going to be with my dad for my birthday this year. i told her i was and asked her why she wanted to know and she answered with her shipping date. She wanted to make sure she got to spend it with me because this could be the last one for a long time.She has been getting ready to be sent for basic training and i know military police is what she really wants to do BUT i didn't realize how real this all was until our conversation today. I didn't realize all the things we take for granted.... like birthdays.

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fighting_to_live
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September 17, 2013 3:40pm UTC

I never understood why people would congratulate/make a big deal about birthdays, it never made sense to me why it was such a big occasion because all you were doing was living - but now through the years I have understood why, I know understand the struggle involved in living in making it to your next birthday.
I know understand why birthdays should be celebrated and that makes me kinda sad.

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finding_nemo
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September 9, 2013 9:20pm UTC

I hate when your
Birthday's coming up
& people say "Oh I'll get you a present, what do you want?" like I know you're not going to get me anything. Stop pretending. & I hate having a birthday on a school day and a bunch of people wish me a happy birthday by hearing other people say it. Like please stop, I know you don't care that today's my birthday. It's no different than yesterday, or tomorrow.

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Vinita*
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September 8, 2013 6:35pm UTC

It is scientifically proven that people who have birthdays live longer.

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Mollymooandalishaloo4lyfe
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August 30, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Birthdays then: look at all these presents!
Birthdays now: look at all these notifications!

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artsylilacs
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July 19, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Going to birthday parties for the food.

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ashleylove123
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June 27, 2013 11:19am UTC

The Other Day;
My dad, my cousin jackie and i go to friendly's. Were there getting icecream and such and my dad abrutply gets up and walks to the bathroom. Jackie and I keep talking and my dad comes back and sits down. We're all laughing and everything until the waiter comes singing happy birthday. I was confused my birthday is in October, Jackie's is in December and my dad's is in July, so the waiter comes and I go "wwhhaattttt?!" Jackie just starts laughing harder and right now my dad's on the floor laughing so hard he probably peed himself. The waiter places the icecream in front of me and goes "shhh i know, your embarrassed that your getting older i understand.. fifteen is just such a hard age, its okay, eat your icecream.. happy birthday. shhh dont resist it." and then i just sat there like "O.o"

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musicismylife131313
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June 24, 2013 3:04am UTC

I love my friend's birthdays because that's when I have a reason to post embarrassing photos of them :3

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JustAnotherGirlWhoTheWorldForgot
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June 13, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Facebook.
Helping people remember birthdays since 2004.

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