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Yasmineisthebest

1. Yasmineisthebest
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2014 7:02pm UTC
   My friend once told me I had a nice back o.O How can a back be prettier than another?
   
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2. Yasmineisthebest
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   May 11, 2014 6:54pm UTC
   Random guy: Whats your favourite type of machine at the gym?
   Me: the vending machine
   
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3. Yasmineisthebest
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   March 10, 2014 8:17pm UTC
   Birthdays are good for your health
   Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer.
   
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4. Yasmineisthebest
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   March 9, 2014 5:35pm UTC
   I named my dog "5 miles" so I can tell people I walk 5 miles everyday
   
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5. Yasmineisthebest
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   March 8, 2014 4:22pm UTC
   Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
   so I could slap eight people at once.
   
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6. Yasmineisthebest
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2014 4:05pm UTC
   When I see lover's names on a tree
   I don't think it's cute,
   I just think it's strange how
   many people take knives on dates.
   
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7. Yasmineisthebest
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   March 8, 2014 4:00pm UTC
   When I'm sad I just sing,
   then realize my voice is
   worst than my problems.
   
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8. Yasmineisthebest
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   January 29, 2014 9:26pm UTC
   Each time you open a book and read it,
   a tree smiles knowing their's life after death
   
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9. Yasmineisthebest
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   January 7, 2014 10:41pm UTC
   Wow kissing is such a dumb word
   facebattle is way cooler
   facebattling in the rain
   "you may now facebattle the bride"
   "I just want to facebattle you"
   "facebattle me"
   
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10. Yasmineisthebest
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    December 23, 2013 9:44pm UTC
    When you don't know how to
    pronounce a character's name in
    a book, so you just substitute your
    own jibberish word in your head.
    
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11. Yasmineisthebest
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 10:53pm UTC
    If facebook ever decides to show how
    many times we've been on someone's profile
    ...we're all in deep sh*t
    
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12. Yasmineisthebest
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    November 21, 2013 10:36pm UTC
    Girls don't fart, they make transparent
    little rainbow clouds that sound like a
    unicorns laugh and smell like green tulips.
    
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13. Yasmineisthebest
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 10:21pm UTC
    If you ever feel ignored,
    just remember that Will Smith has 21 year-old son named Trey
    and that there's a third Hemsworth brother named Luke.
    
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14. Yasmineisthebest
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    May 26, 2013 11:45am UTC
    I'm still mad that killer wales aren't called sea pandas.
    
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15. Yasmineisthebest
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    March 16, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    Music is what feelings sound like
    
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16. Yasmineisthebest
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    March 13, 2013 6:18pm UTC
    Best friends are like stars,
    you may not see them
    but they're always there.
    
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17. Yasmineisthebest
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    When you were born,
    you were crying and everyone around you were smiling.
    Life your life so that when you die,
    you're smiling and everyone around you are crying.
    
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18. Yasmineisthebest
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 10:52pm UTC
    The best things in life are kept unseen,
    thats why we close our eyes when we
    kiss, cry and dream
    
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19. Yasmineisthebest
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    March 6, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    "You're so pretty today"
    "What I'm not pretty other days??"
    Shut up and take the compliment
    
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20. Yasmineisthebest
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 8:45am UTC
    Without humor, life sucks.
    Without courage life's hard.
    Without love, life's hopeless.
    Without a friend like you, life is impossible
    
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