Barbie Quotes

idciammyself
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October 13, 2014 3:20pm UTC

Follow me,
I follow you,
That means you too Alayna.
Oh.

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callielame
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October 4, 2014 1:21pm UTC

if barbies so popular...
why do we have to buy her friends?

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Nikki Sixx*
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October 2, 2014 2:09pm UTC

You know I won't be no stick-figure, silicone Barbie doll so if that's what's you're into, then go ahead and move along.

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Emma Is Not My Name*
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August 20, 2014 4:13pm UTC

Some people are so fake, they make barbie look real...

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izafizz55
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June 12, 2014 12:08am UTC

I really miss the days that when 9 year olds wanted phones they meant toy phones that lit up and played barbie music when you pressed the call button...

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flyingbacon7
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February 14, 2014 11:23am UTC

When I was 8 years old I used to play with barbies
Now some 8 years old dress like barbies

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
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February 9, 2014 9:57am UTC

f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
My profile picture
Speaks the Truth

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MrsBieberBeliber
posted a quote
January 8, 2014 12:16am UTC

You're so fake, Barbies jealous.

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ImNotArObOt*
posted a quote
January 6, 2014 4:16pm UTC

You want a perfect girl? Go buy a barbie.

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Breeze
posted a quote
November 28, 2013 5:06pm UTC

We're not freaks. We're normal.
We may not be gorgeous,
but at least we're not hyped-up Barbie dolls.
Format by Breeze

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brydie_jaynexo
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 5:11am UTC

Your so fake that if you stood near a fire you would melt ✌️🌸🎀😘❤️💜💕😍

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PlayingWithFire
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November 4, 2013 4:43pm UTC

don't say it's barbie's fault
that girls think they should look anorexic to be beautiful. Seroiusly, have you seen SpongeBob's thigh gap?

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rachealmary_
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 11:06am UTC

Look like Barbie,
Smoke like Marley

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LolaLori
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Saying, "I want that!"
to every single barbie comerical that comes on.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 6:12pm UTC

If Barbie is so popular,
Why do you have to buy all her friends?

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234325fdsazgdg*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 2:29pm UTC

fat b*tches on facebook
calling themselves barbie
B*tch you ain't no barbie
you a care bear

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* . ~ serena ~ . *
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 3:11am UTC

You want a perfect girl..?
Go buy a barbie.

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ThatMomentWhen*
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August 13, 2013 8:17pm UTC

The firs t 10 years of a girls life is spent play ing
with Barbies
& th e next 10 years are spent trying to look
like one

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Kyari*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 1:11pm UTC

If Barbie was an actual woman,
she would be 5’9” tall
have a 39” bust
an 18” waist
33” hips
& a size 3 shoe.
Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs. At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate. If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions. Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

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LovaticWarrior
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July 28, 2013 12:40pm UTC

Barbies aren't even that pretty though...

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